Sunday, 11 September 2016

Kingdom Hearts: Union X part 1

Kingdom Hearts: Union X. If you recall, Kingdom Hearts is my favourite video game franchise of all time and my favourite thing of all time. This game is actually an iPhone game you an download and I did a few months ago. And actually, you pronounce the title like Kingdom Hearts: Union "Key." They just use an X instead of key because of what happened in Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep. Anyway, here, I'm going to review Union X. Note though I haven't finished this game yet because this game isn't technically done yet. They're still making it and making new levels but you can still play the levels they've made so far and that 450 levels. That's why I said part 1. When it's done, I'll make a part 2 for the full thing. And this is a game that I once again love. In this game you actually create a special avatar and when you do, you go into these levels that are actually the story. The story is about your character being in this part of the franchise and you're in Daybreak Town where The Ancient Keyblade Masters. I think this is when Sora, Riku and Kairi are still just small kids. Especially given how the very first thing we see in the game is Kairi's Grandma telling her the story of the worlds again. And what I have to say about this game first is that it's very fun. This is a very fun game. I actually made my avatar look like Sora and I even called him Sora. And you're basically just going around worlds defeating Heartless. I know that sounds like pretty much every other Kingdom Hearts game before this but this game does something different. In every level, you're trying to find a Heartless that the menu tells you to find and when you defeat it, you have the choice to either move to the next level or redo levels you've already done. And there's these 3 things in every level when it's almost like mini tasks on every level you can either do or not do while your playing. The first one is always just defeat the enemy on 1 turn. The rest is random. And also, you use medals to attack Heartless. You can get medals and attack that way or use the powers each one possesses. Kinda like the cards in Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories. And you're only allowed 5 medals to equip and each level gives you 1 extra medal you can borrow from someone from your party because you can go onto something on the game and join a party from something and meet other people who also play the game and their avatar joins your party. There's also this thing where every single day, you can get a prize like jewels. You use jewels to get new medals or you can you can use them to revive yourself as you die. You're also able to level up your medals to make them stronger and get more power. And as you do levels, random Raid Heartless Bosses from previous Kingdom Hearts games show up and it's a lot of fun to fight them because they help you level up faster. In fact, this game does something other Kingdom Hearts games haven't and that is that you can go past the 100 level up. In fact my level up is 209 and you can go even higher. You're also able to interact with the people in your party by clicking the speech bubble in the main menu. There's also certain bosses in the Disney worlds like in the other games. You can fight Hades in Olympus Coliseum with Hercules's help, and I'm sure there's more. I will say though, I think there are some things that are kinda complicated. Especially with whatever is happening with the Keyblade masters and there's this other guy in the story that you meet who says he's your friend and he may or may not be evil. I don't know but something's is kinda complicated about it. But taking that away, the fighting in this is really fun. You just tap the screen to attack or swipe to attack all enemies. You can also pick up items in every level and with those items, you can make your Keyblade stronger and change it's appearance, which is really cool to me. There are also these avatar boards where you can level up your AP and HP and increase the medal cost on your Keyblade to put stronger medals on it, though, again, you can only put in 5 medals. There's another option to go into the Coliseum and do these games by defeating Heartless. You're also able to fight Cloud there from Final Fantasy and you all know that Final Fantasy in in every Kingdom Hearts game and you see other Final Fantasy characters in the other Kingdom Hearts games like Leon, Yuffie, Aerith, Cid and Auron and others. Especially Sephiroth who you can fight as an optional boss in the other games. And there are these events where you can get medals and find Raid Bosses easier. You're also able to do Special levels to get level up medals for other medals to make them stronger and the materials for Keyblade and you can get munny as well and do more of those challenges for the avatar coins to do those small HP and AP and Cost level ups. This is all really fun. In my opinion this is a fantastic game and I cannot believe how invested I'm getting in this game and the story. I love it like every other Kingdom Hearts game and I can't wait for the rest of it to come out. And everyone that's my review of Kingdom Hearts: Union X. Thank you all for reading and if you're a huge Kingdom Hearts fan like me and you wan to play it, I would recommend that you download it and play it. Please comment down below and before I finish, I just want to say a small note. My next entry will actually be my 400th entry and I'm actually going to be do a review of something I really want to do and I just want to say thank you all for reading and looking at all these entries I've been doing and I've been able to write 100 entries since my Captain America: Civil War review and I just want to say thank you all and I'm really excited to be writing my next entry and it'll be my 400th one like I just said. And please comment and thank you all again.

Saturday, 10 September 2016

My top 5 hopes for Marvel superhero Netflix shows

So in this list I'll be counting down my top 5 Marvel heroes I want to see get their own Netflix shows and maybe they can join the M.C.U movies like the Netflix shows we already have and will be getting like Daredevil, Jessica Jones, Luke Cage, Iron Fist, Punisher and Defenders. And hopefully all these heroes will join the movies and the Avengers in Infinity War or the 4th Avengers movie. And so, let's get started.
5. Moon Knight:

I actually think I heard before of someone else saying they want to see Moon Knight in the M.C.U. And yeah, I think tat would be really cool to see. Moon Knight's real name is Marc Spector who was once a mercenary who was left to die in the Egyptian Desert. But after some followers of Egyptian God Khonshu which gave him powers. He also later joined the West Coast Avengers and so having him have his own show and later letting him interact with the actual Avengers would be really cool and I thin it wold be cool to see that costume in live action. Especially given the fact that Spider-Man is one of his biggest allies.
4. Sentry:

I actually think that maybe this hero can be introduced in Doctor Strange and then his own show. Not a main character in Doctor Strange but maybe just a glimpse and then we don't see him again until his show. The reason I'm saying Doctor Strange is because Sentry and Doctor Strange actually worked with him for a while and maybe when that happens, maybe he can get his own show and then we can see in the movies again. And it would also be cool because his strength almost matches Hulk and the 2 of them are allies so having them interact and also fight together would be pretty cool too.
3. Ghost Rider:

With a new version of Ghost Rider about to be introduced in Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D, I think it would be kinda cool to maybe give him his own show as soon as season 4 is done. Kinda like what's happening with Luke Cage. And hopefully they won't make him like the Nicholas Cage version, if you know what I mean. And having him in the Marvel Cinematic Universe and having his own show focused on him and actually in the hands of Marvel gives me a lot of faith that they'll do him great and awesomely.
2. Blade:

While we originally saw Blade in that 1998 movie with Weasley Snipes, which I reviewed, I think it would be really cool to see him in the M.C.U with Marvel now having the rights to him back. He's also a really cool character to have a rated R show like the original movie and the other Marvel Netflix shows. And then having him in the movies would be really great to see. Especially in Infinity War with him and the other Avengers just destroying the other members of Thanos' army.
And the number 1 Marvel hero I want to see get their own show is... The Fantastic 4:

In case you don't remember, I wrote something about FOX maybe giving back the Fantastic 4. And if they do, maybe they can give them a TV show and we can finally see a live action version of them that's actually good. Same thing with Dr. Doom and we have them fight and see it look awesome. And it would be awesome to see a really cool version of their costumes, especially Dr. Doom's. And it would be really awesome to see them interact with the Avengers. Especially Mr. Fantastic with Tony and Bruce. And everyone, that's my list of my top 5 Marvel heroes I want to see have their own Netflix shows. Thank you all for reading and please comment down below and tell me what one you want to see.

Wednesday, 7 September 2016

Thor: Ragnarok Planet Hulk armour

Something I haven't talked about a lot lately is Thor: Ragnarok that'll be the other M.C.U next year next to Spider-Man: Homecoming and Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2. And I'm also excited for this too. And at the Comic-Con Marvel showed us the armour that Hulk will be wearing. Yeah, Hulk will be in Thor: Ragnarok but I'm sure everyone was able to predict that. And they'll be incorporating the Planet Hulk story into it, which I have actually read and they'll be incorporating that into this. And they showed us the armour and it looks cool. Here it is. I hope you all like this.
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Shocker Spider-Man: Homecoming photos

I already talked about how Shocker and Tinker were confirmed for Spider-Man: Homecoming for the next 2 villains and we already knew Vulture was confirmed to be the main villain and today they released new photos of the Shocker character in the costume and this entry is about me showing them to you all. I think the costume looks really cool and I'm excited to see him in the movie next year. Here they are. Look.


Tuesday, 6 September 2016

My paintings of Marvel sidekicks

Here I'll be showing all of you paintings I did of Marvel sidekick. Note that there won't be a ton of these. I'd say about 4 or 5 of them but I did my best with what I could do. I hope you all like these and please comment to tell me what you thought down below when you're done. So let's begin.
War Machine:

Falcon:

Bob:

The Winter Soldier:

Sunday, 4 September 2016

The Marvel TV shows

With Luke Cage coming to Netflix in 26 days, I decided to talk about all of the TV shows that have been released and the ones that will be released. And I'm not just talking about the Netflix shows. I'm also talking about the other ones too. So let's get into it. At the beginning was the ABC TV show, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. back in 2013. I actually haven't watched this yet but I really want to. And this year, they're starting season 4 and they're actually introducing Ghost Rider into it. Which is really amazing. I love having more and more Marvel characters being introduced into this universe and having this character be the M.C.U is absolutely incredible. I also just really like Ghost Rider the character and I've actually read some Marvel comics with him in it and he's awesome. In fact, today they released a new picture of the actor who's going to be playing him in the costume. Look.

During the Comic-Con a couple of months ago, they released the trailer that confirmed him and we got this small image of him in it.

And this show also has Coulson coming back. If you recall, Coulson was in the M.C.U phase 1 movies until the Avengers when Loki killed him. But in this show, they actually have him come back by using some Inhuman creature and some experiment and apparently Fury even knows he's alive and so does Hill. And apparently, that's one of the reasons why the Inhumans movie was cancelled. Overall, I really want to watch this show and if they include this into the M.C.U movies, I think it would be great and really cool. Especially seeing Ghost Rider interact with the Avengers. Now, the next show is Agent Carter. This show follows the adventures of Peggy Carter after World War 2. And this one went nowhere. I'm serious. I mean it got cancelled this year after Season 2 with only 18 episodes. And that's kinda sad because it looks like people liked it but it got cancelled and there's not really anything to say here unfortunately. But now let's talk about the Netflix shows. So yeah, we have Daredevil: Season 1 & 2 and Jessica Jones: Season 1 so far and everyone loves those, myself included, and you've all seen my reviews of both those shows and that I love them. So yeah, that's those ones and we also have Luke Cage coming out in a few weeks like I said and then next year we have the Iron Fist show and then all the Netflix heroes are coming together for the Defenders, which I am really excited for. Also, there's supposed to be a Punisher show, which should be great considering Jon Bernthal is fantastic as the Punisher in Season 2 of Daredevil and him having his own show sounds like a great idea. But that does make me wonder about Daredevil: Season 3 and Jessica Jones: Season 2. No one knows when they're coming out and neither do I. The only thing I'm really worried about with these is that I don't know how this will be fit in with the M.C.U movies and I really want to see all these Netflix heroes in the M.C.U movies. Though apparently I read on Wikipedia that Infinity War has changed. So now there's only going to be 1 Infinity War movie and it isn't going to be 2 parter anymore. Which is fine I guess. I guess that does leave the door open for the Marvel shows for more of an opportunity to be in the movies because it won't be split into 2 part so there won't be any interruptions in it, if you know what I mean. And so they could either show up in Infinity War or the Avengers movie after. Whatever that one will be called. Or at least that's what I think and I really hope they put all the Marvel shows into the movies because I think it would be really cool and really epic for all these heroes to be together for this. The last thing I want to talk about is some that may or may not have anything to do with the M.C.U but I just want to say anyway. Apparently Marvel and FOX are kinda working together on something and it's a new Marvel TV show called Legion. Apparently, it has something to do with the X-Men. So, who knows, maybe that's a small hint of the X-Men joining. That's most likely not going to happen but it would be interesting if it did. And something I heard on Watchmojo recently is that maybe the Fantastic 4 rights may be going back to Marvel. I think they said something about Marvel agreeing to give FOX the rights to stuff like the Hellfire Club and other things to do with the X-Men in exchange for the Fantastic 4 rights. I really hope that that's true and I hope they do incorporate the Fantastic 4 into the M.C.U movies in some way like maybe a movie or a show. I just hope they do give the Fantastic 4 back and we see them join the M.C.U and the Avengers because that would be really awesome and a relief to see. Especially after Fant4stic last year. And so those are all my updates and thoughts on the M.C.U TV shows. Please comment to tell me what you thought and thanks for reading.

My top 10 other comic book action scenes

So 4 months ago I made a list of my top 10 comic book movie action scenes and I enjoyed making that list and now I'm making a new one because there's so many other scenes I want to add and so I'm making this new one of my other favourite action scenes. And also, I haven't included "movie" because I'll also be talking about shows as well like the Netflix shows. I hope you all agree with me and so, let's start.
10. The 12 bullet scene (Deadpool):
Now, when I heard Deadpool was going to be rated R, I was kinda wondering on how rated R would it be and this scene perfectly embodies that. And it's perfect for this character. I mean he's flipping around doing all these moves and shooting grenades in people's hands and we get that awesome 3 head with 1 bullet shot at the end. The music helps it and it's perfect and this is exactly what Deadpool should be and I hope they do something like this in Deadpool 2.
9. Iron Man vs. Iron Monger (Iron Man):
Back in 2008, no one had really seen this kinda fight before in any comic book movie so at the time it was really cool and it still holds up today. The visuals on both the suits are awesome and there's a lot of cool moments. I also like all the moves that are made. My favourite part is when their either on the road or when they're on the top of Stark Industries and Pepper manages to blast the roof and Obadiah's death is also really cool by just falling into the arc reactor.
8. Iron Man vs. Terrorists (Iron Man):
I don't know, there really isn't much to say here except that it's super cool. Like this is the perfect definition of awesome in my opinion. It's exactly what you want to see Iron Man do. Just kicking all these terrorist's butts. And unlike other superheroes, Tony didn't make any resolution to not kill people so he just murders these guys. Hits them hard against walls, shoots them with repulsors, blows them up with some missiles, shoots tiny missles from his shoulders into their heads, you name it. And thankfully it's not Batman so it doesn't matter if he does kill people. It's also just really cool to see the real Iron Man armour in action for the first time and in my opinion, the first red and gold one from the first Iron Man movie is the best one we've seen so far. Which is really saying something but I think it's the most comic accurate suit we've seen yet and every suit we've seen him use have all been awesome but the first red and gold one is my favourite. Just an awesome scene in an awesome movie.
7. Hallway fight (Daredevil: Season 1):
Back when this came out last year, no one was really expecting this kind of scene to happen and it just blew everyone's mind. The fact that the people behind the scenes thought of this awesome scene and the idea to make it all 1 shot. And even without that 1 shot, it's still really well choreographed and put together and I love it.
6. The Quicksilver scene (X-Men: Apocalypse):
Now, yes, I know the scene from Days of Future Past was the first and because of that scene we got this version but I feel that this is far better. It's on a bigger scale, the visuals are tremendous, it's even funnier, it's set to another great song and there's more to do with get all the students and that dog out of the school. And what the crew of the movie went through to make this scene work effects wise is really incredible. It also was nice to have a very funny and comedic scene in the middle of a really serious scene to mix up the tones a little.
5. Hulkbuster vs. Hulk (Avengers: Age of Ultron):
I can easily say that the Hulkbuster fight is one of the best comic book action scenes of all time. This was one of the biggest fight Marvel was building up for years and when we saw it, it didn't disappoint. The visuals are amazing, it's funny, the moves are awesome and it has Tony save innocent people even if they are doing mass destruction which is exactly what superheroes should do.
4. The car chase (The Dark Knight):
Now this is probably the best "made" action scene here. As far everything that's put in it. And yet, it's also one of the best comic book action scenes ever. While a lot of people don't really enjoy Christopher Nolan's action directing, this scene is pretty much perfect all the way through. There's a lot of great moments, it's very memorable and it's amazingly incredible how this is all real. I mean everything you see in this scene is real and it's really happening and there's not a single bit of C.G.I or green screen. And it's totally worth seeing over and over.
3. Stairwell fight (Daredevil: Season 2):
A lot of fans of the Daredevil TV show, including myself, all loved that first 1 shot hallway fight from Season 1 and we all thought it couldn't be outdone. But fortunately, episode 3 in Season 2 blew it out of the water. Just this entire scene is incredible and it's really well choreographed and really brutal. Especially that part where Daredevil wraps the chain around that 1 guy's neck and pulls him down another flight of stairs. And it's plainly just an awesome and great scene and I hope Season 3 does the same thing as well and hopefully that'll be the best one we'll ever see.
2. Daredevil vs. Kingpin (Daredevil: Season 1):
You've all already seen my review of Daredevil: Season 1. And so you all know what I think of this fight. I overall think that this is a great fight. There's no C.G.I, just 2 men actually doing these moves and fighting each other and I think it's the best fight on the shows so far. It's also cool because this is the big fight the whole show was building to and so when we actually see it, it's awesome. It's also the first time we see Daredevil in his red costume which I personally think is really cool. A lot of people didn't like this version and that's why they made a new one for him and while that suit is better and really cool, I think this one also great and it's great to see Daredevil use it in action for the first time. And it  all leads to a fantastic fight scene in my opinion.
Honourable mentions:
Spider-Man vs. Green Goblin final fight (Spider-Man),
Blade vs. Frost (Blade),
Dockyard fight (Iron Man 3),
Thor vs. Loki (Thor),
Rorschach and Nite Owl vs. Ozymandias (Watchmen),
Batman, Superman and Wonder Woman vs. Doomsday (Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice),
Ant-Man vs. Yellowjacket (Ant-Man)
And my number 1 favourite other comic book action scene is... The Warehouse fight (Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice):
Yes, the warehouse fight from Batman V Superman is at number 1 because it clearly understands Batman action perfectly. It's clearly obvious that this fight is taking inspiration from the Batman Arkham games because he does a lot of the same moves by flipping guys around and tossing them and jumping over them and throwing them and it's cool to see that part where he just grabs the crate and then swung it over his head to hit the other guy. And it's just really cool to see Batman actually do some actual Batman action. I mean this movie pretty much just understands Batman action better than any other Batman in film before, even if he does kill people, which is still a problem, but that doesn't take away the fact that this is truly an awesome scene and one of the best with Batman doing everything he can to beat up these guys. And everyone, those are my top 10 other favourite action scenes from comic book media. Thank you all for reading and please comment to tell me what your favourite is.

Saturday, 3 September 2016

My top 10 Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide episodes

So this is something I've never talked about before, but here I'm going to be counting down my top 10 favourite episodes of Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide episodes. I have loved this show for years. In case you don't know, this is a Nickelodeon live action cartoon. This is very much a cartoon. I mean, it's aimed at a young audience and there's a lot of cartoony moments like the characters and there's also a lot of cartoon sound effects and there's a lot of animated scenes. Like when someone gets hurt or something like that happens, there's some kind of animated thing in it. And I like that. This show is about a person named Ned who's in middle school with his 2 best friends, Cookie and Moze.

Ned is also a 4th wall breaker and he sometimes talks to the audience and tells us some tips about how to survive school. Thus, that's what the guide is about. He writes these tips and says them a lot and to the other characters. And this is definitely a funny show. The other characters in it are Gordy, who's a big friend of the 3 of them and the janitor of the school who's also trying to catch a weasel throughout the whole show who's also a really entertaining and funny character. Another is Coconut Head, who another student who has a head like a coconut. And there's also Martin. And also Loomer, who's a bully with his 2 other friends. And there's also Suzie who's a person Ned has a crush on. I would say my favourite character is probably Cookie because he's really funny and really likeable. And so, let's start the list.
10. Daydreaming: Starting us off is the episode that has Ned daydreaming and imagining that himself and Moze are secret agent and they've investigating something while Cookie is helping them. I almost didn't put this on here but after I rewatched this episode but after seeing 1 thing in it at the end, I had to. I'll talk about that in a minute, firstly the episode is very well written and the actual look to it is also cool. And it has some really surprising things in it. And by surprising I mean how they managed to do a lot of these things. And that 1 thing I was just talking about is that this actually has Cosmo and Wanda from Fairly OddParents in this. I'm serious. If you ever see this episode, I guarantee that you'll be as surprised at that like I was when I first saw that. But even without that, this episode still does a lot of things really entertainingly.
9. Hallways: After Sweeny gives Ned the responsibility of Hall monitor, he gives everyone clearance to go free without passes so they take advantage of it and the rest turns into a disaster. And by disaster I mean they begin to throw a party and begin to destroy everything in the school. So obviously with story like that, you expect a lot of comedy to come from it and there is. Easily the funniest part for me is when Ned actually finds out about the party and what he says and how he says it is always funny to me. And the sub-plot with Cookie and Moze is also great. I also find it great how Ned is in power here and even Loomer and his gang are scared of him and they begin to be nicer to him. And I like those kind of stories where some bully is being nicer to people because they have some power or something like that. And I like the outcome of the whole thing when we see what Sweeny was really doing and the punishment that comes to them.
8. Dodgeball: During a storm outside, it's the time for Dodgeball at the school. Unfortunately Loomer and his gang are on one team and Ned and the others are up against them and to make things worse, Loomer manages to convince Cookie to join his side and Moze won't do any Dodgeball after she accidently did something before but the others are trying to get her to help them because she's the best player. Immediately, what I like the most in this episode is the actual match at the end. They take this very Star Wars approach to it because they do a lot of quotes from it. In fact the last part of it is Moze coming onto the team after she finds out that what she thought she did was just a misunderstanding and she comes on with a ball called the Force. If that doesn't tell you that this is supposed to be like Star Wars, then I don't know what will. But there's other things to like as well like what Ned and the try to do to get Moze to play along with more stuff as well.
7. Positives and Negatives: After a very sad and negative kid, named Mark, moves to the school, Ned tries to make him feel better. Not much of a plot but there's a lot more than you'd think. It also has a sub plot with Cookie as Loomer is constantly using static electricity to shock him and the 2 of those stories come together at the end and how it does is brilliant. I won't give it away but it has something to do with something happening in the library. And there's another part at the end where Cookie actually asks Sweeny for help and what happens is very weird but still very funny. And I cannot talk enough about what Ned does before that to make Mark feel better. Especially that thing with Martin.
6. Principals: After the old principle is retiring, Crubbs is trying to get the job but Ned, Moze and Cookie try to stop him and get a principle who's nicer like Mr. Wright. So before I say anything, I'd first like to say that my favourite part of the whole episode is the final chase scene. There's an interview going on and the teacher who goes there gets the job. So Ned, Moze, Cookie and Wright race Crubbs there and I won't give away what happens but if you ever see it, you'll love it. And it's good that they chose Mr. Wright for this thing because he's really nice and one of the nicer teachers at the school. It's also fun watching Ned, Mose and Cookie trying to find a replacement and only realising at the end to pick Wright. And at first he doesn't want to do it but then when Crubbs says something really funny, he does decide to try to take the job. And it's funny to see what Crubbs is doing to the other teachers to stop them from getting the job as well. And even Ned and Cookie do the same thing to Sweeny when he thinks he can should take the job. That's always makes me laugh. And the absolute ending is really satisfying as well. I mean when Wright does get the job and what happens to Crubbs.
5. School Newspaper: Ned is now the writer and publisher of the Newspaper at school bur he needs help so he gets a lot of other people to help them. But after Seth accidently reveals the face of a teacher on a Newspaper, they have to get them all back to stop anyone from seeing it and there's 300 of them. Easily the best part of the episode is the ending when most of the students are trying to get the papers back to prevent anyone from seeing who the teacher is. It's funny, it's fast paced and it's really fun to watch. The rest is pretty good too and pretty creative but I mainly just love that search scene.
4. Dismissal: Every student in the school must get ready and get to the bus within 10 minutes. Again, that's a very short story but they do so much in it like how Ned thinks Suzie stole his guide, Moze and the other girls are waiting for a long time for the bathroom and Cookie accidently kisses Evelyn and now he thinks she's trying to kill him. There's even a counter on the bottom right hand corner to tell us how many minutes they all have until the bus leaves. And also Gordy is in this and he's great as usual. And the outcome for all 3 of those plots is great. Especially Ned's one. And my favourite part in the whole episode is the counter's last 10 seconds. They're all running as fast as they can and Gordy yells for them to run and that always make me laugh hard. You may even find it a tad bit suspenseful.
3. A New Grade: The first episode of season 3 has Ned being misunderstood by everyone who all think he's a bully because he keeps accidently beating people up. At the same time, Cookie and Gordy are trying to find out Crubbs's internet password to watch movies. The biggest thing I find surprising is the fact that it's convenient and weird that these things are happening to the people that Ned seems to be accidently hurting. The first time it happens with Loomer and that's happens because Loomer's right behind him and then he swings his arms and accidently hits him. And then the second time everyone, including Ned close their eyes as Loomer is about to hurt Ned but he accidently slips on water and when everyone opens their eyes, Ned has his fists up. And even more conveniently weird stuff happens like that and it's funny to see Cookie and Gordy trying to get the password. Especially what they try to do with that bow and arrow like thing. I won't spoil it but if you ever see the episode, you'll see it is really funny.
2. Lunch: After a new boy is taking huge bites out of everyone's lunches, Ned has to find a way to stop him and the students are calling the boy One Bite. Jut everything here hits Bullseye for me. Like the scene where they try to eat their food really fast so he can't get at it but it makes them sick. But easily the best part is the very end when Ned and Gordy are making a dangerously hot sandwich in order to stop One Bite and what happens to him is great and what happens to Cookie is some of the funniest stuff in the whole show in my opinion. And I love how everyone just keeps screaming "ONE BITE" every time he does something. And as much as I love this episode, in my opinion, there's 1 episode I think is better so let's get to that. But first...
Honourable mentions:
Boys,
Secrets,
The Last Day,
Vampires, Ghosts, Werewolves, and Zombies,
Popularity
And my number 1 favourite Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide episode is... The Library: This is purely just a perfect episode from beginning to end. After the books that a lot of people have took out of the library, including Ned and Cookie, have gone missing, it's up to them to find them and they believe Loomer has something to do with it. Especially after him charging them to find the books for them. So straight up, first thing to talk about is how fun this episode is. This is the most fun episode in the whole show in my opinion. And my favourite part in it is either the first scene when they try to find the books by using a chip and G.P.S in one book to find the rest and them running off to get it or when they're in the library the last time and they use one book to find a way to get them back. And the episode is also really funny. I would say the funniest part is when Ned is talking to some guy in his head after he gets hit. That was hilarious. And this episode to me is just perfect. I honestly couldn't have asked for anything better. And so everyone, those are my top 10 favourite Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide episodes. Thank you all for reading and please comment down below and if you like this show too, please comment and tell me what your favourite episode is.

Thursday, 1 September 2016

Fast and the Dangerous

This once again is another Daniel Danger story I made up. And get this, the story actually came with the title. By that I mean, I thought of the title first then I thought of the story. And I thought the story was fine enough to write here and that's what this is. I hope you all like this and please comment down below when you're done. Let's begin.
One day in Gortroe, Daniel was dealing with some bulls who got out of their field. They were on the road. They were running up and down the street. People were trying to avoid them. Daniel managed to get almost all of them into the field but he was having trouble with one. It ran off then he began to look frustrated. He then looked at his red cape then got an idea. He smiled and took it off. He flew in front of the bull and held out the cape like a bull fighter. He standing in front of a wall. The bull ran towards it at full speed then Daniel jumped aside and he bull ran into the wall and was knocked out.
Daniel: "Heh. Olé."
He brought it back to the field and helped the farmer build a bigger and stronger fence. After that he flew off. He checked the time. It was almost 6:00PM. He headed home and got out of his Daniel Danger suit. Later he was outside in his garden and it was 7:13PM. After a while he went back inside and after watching some YouTube, he went to bed. The next morning he woke up and it was Sunday. After mass he went for a walk to his Nan's house and while there. He got changed to his suit and teleported to Driforia. He met everyone there.
Daniel: "Hey guys."
All: "Hey Daniel."
Daniel: "Anything new?"
Zane: "Not really. How about you?"
Daniel: "Nah."
Chloe: "Are you still resting up after Hagrore."
Daniel: "Yeah. A little. I'm still a little woozy, but other than that, I'm doing fine."
Luke: "Alright. What are you gonna do now?"
Daniel: "I guess I'll go for a little fly around. Anyone wanna come?"
Stephanie: "Oh. I'll come."
Daniel: "On second thought, I'm fine going by myself."
Stephanie: "Hmm."
Daniel: "See you guys later."
Owen: "Alright. See ya."
Daniel flew off on Driforia for a few minutes. He then descended and sat on the edge of a small cliff. He leaned back and laid on the ground with his hands behind his head and legs crossed. He looked to the sky and smiled. He closed his eyes and was about to fall asleep but then...
???: "Daniel."
Daniel opened his eyes and stood up. Dr. Buckley's vision appeared.
Daniel: "Oh, hey Doc."
Dr. Buckley: "Hello Daniel. I'm afraid there's another situation."
Daniel: "Yeah. I figured. Can't you call just to say hello every once in a while and not have a situation warning with it."
Dr. Buckley: "Heh. Very funny. But no, seriously, something is going on."
Daniel: "Alright. What's up?"
Dr. Buckley: "On the planet Para, there are people there being attacked. They need help."
Daniel: "O.K. Who's attacking them?
Dr. Buckley: "The gang racers."
Daniel: "The what?"
Dr. Buckley: "On that planet, there's a gang of racers who use special vehicles for races. But now they've decided to attack the people there. Those people need assistance."
Daniel: "Alright. I'm on it."
As Dr. Buckley vanished, Daniel flew off where the Dangers were. They were around the building.
Daniel landed in front of them.
Daniel: "Guys. We've got a job to do."
Troy: "What do ya mean?"
Daniel: "I was just told by Doc that there's a planet that needs our help."
Bella: "Dr. Buckley?"
Daniel: "Yeah. I sometimes talk to him whenever there's trouble or if I need advice on something."
Jason: "How?"
Daniel: "It's complicated. But listen, do any of you know of a planet called Para?"
Luke: "Para? Yeah. Didn't Dr. Buckley tell us about that one time?"
Stephanie: "Yeah. I think he did."
Daniel: "Well, that's where the trouble is at. We need to go there."
Chloe: "Alright."
They all touched their teleporters and went to the planet. When they arrived, they were in village like place and very near the edge of that village was a town surrounded by a wall. There was noise. All the Dangers ran towards the town and flew up to a roof. They could see what was going on. Their mouths dropped. There were men there on vehicles that looked like a cross between a car and a motorbike with the outside looking like the outside of a huge car and the inside being a tight space like thing with the controls being like the handles of a motorbike and there were only three wheels. One in the front and two in the back. The people inside them were chasing civilians. They were all over the place. All the Dangers looked.
Luke: "We've got to get those people to safety."
Chloe: "What's the plan?"
Daniel: "Alright. Listen up. Here it is. Luke, you're with me. We're gonna try to stop the people in the vehicles. The rest of you have to get the civilians to a safe place. Alright?"
Dangers: "RIGHT."
Daniel: "Alright. GO."
They all jumped off and flew forward. Daniel and Luke jumped on the different vehicles and punched through them and grabbed the people inside them and yanked them out. They tossed them to the ground then got the vehicles on their sides. They then punched the drivers to knock them out. Thee was still more to go. The rest were gathering up all the civilians. They picked them up and brought them to the roofs. After a few minutes of doing that, there were only a couple more left. The Dangers got the people all out of harms way and they were all going after the people in the vehicles. There was only 1 left. Daniel punched the glass and broke through. He tossed the rider out and he hit the ground. Daniel tossed the vehicle on it's side. The rider looked at Daniel who stood up in front of him glaring at him. He stood up and tried to kick him but Daniel just grabbed his leg and punched him forward which knocked him out. Daniel joined the others.
Bella: "Daniel, are you alright?"
Daniel: "Yeah, I'm fine. Are all of you O.K too?"
Jason: "Yeah."
Daniel: "Is that the last of them?"
Luke: "I think so."
Daniel: "Everyone, have a look around. We need to be absolutely certain there's no more and to make sure all the people are O.K."
Owen: "O.K. We're on it. Come on guys."
All of them split up and checked everywhere for anymore thugs in those vehicles. They were also checking the buildings to see if there were any civilians or thugs hiding. Daniel raised his arm to talk to the others on his communicator.
Daniel: "Anyone find anything? I got nothing so far."
Stephanie: "Not me."
Luke: "Chloe and I haven't found anything either."
Daniel: "Zane? You, Troy or Jason find anyone yet?"
Zane: "No. But we'll keep looking."
Bella: "Not me either."
Daniel: "Alright. Just keep going."
Daniel began to think then flew off towards where the other Dangers put the civilians. They were all in a huge building. There were quite a lot of people there. But the were not regular people. They looked different by having multi-coloured skin and small horn like things on the top of their heads. That was the same for what the riders looked like. When he arrived, they got scared for a second.
Daniel: "Don't worry. I'm not going to hurt you. I'm with the others to help you. I'm with the people that brought you all here."
Woman 1: "Are you really? Or are you one of those thugs who were chasing us?"
Daniel: "No I'm not. I promise. I just wanted to see if you were all O.K."
Man 2: "Most of us are. But not her."
The person was talking about a woman crying. Daniel walked over to her.
Daniel: "Hey? What's wrong?"
Woman 2: "My daughter."
Daniel: "What?"
Woman 2: "She's still at our house. She could be in danger."
Daniel: "Don't worry. I promise she'll be fine. I'll go get her. Besides, Danger's my middle name. Literally. All of you have to stay here in case there are anymore of those thugs. Where's your house? What does it look like?"
Woman 2: "It's a green coloured house in the middle of town."
Daniel: "Alright. I'm on my way. All of you stay here, O.K?"
They all nodded. Daniel flew up to the window he came through. He looked down at them.
Daniel: "And by the way, the name's Daniel."
He flew off. He looked around for the house. In the actual house, the girl that the woman was talking about came outside. She was ten. Down the road, there were some more thugs in more vehicles coming. Daniel spoke into his communicator.
Daniel: "Hey guys, listen. I'm looking for a green coloured house in the middle of town because there's a girl in it who belongs to a woman in the building. Can someone give me a hand? "
Troy: "Sure Daniel. I'll come and help."
Daniel: "Thanks. Has anyone found anymore thugs yet?"
Owen: "No. Not yet."
Daniel: "Alright. Just keep going."
A few minutes later Troy arrived and the two of them began to look for the building. Just then, Troy found it.
Troy: "Hey Daniel?"
Daniel: "Yeah? What's up?"
Troy: "I think I found it."
Daniel: "Really? Is there a girl in there?"
Troy: "Let me check."
He went all around the house but there was no sign of the girl anywhere. Troy spoke to Daniel again.
Troy: "No. There was no girl in there."
Daniel: "... Hold on. I'll be right there."
Just then there was a noise. Troy ran out of the building and looked up the road. There were four vehicles coming.
Troy: "Oh no."
He jumped out of the way as they were coming. He watched them drive off.
Troy: "DANIEL. Four more vehicles just drove by."
Daniel: "Alright. Did you hear that everyone?"
Owen: "Yeah. We're coming."
Daniel saw them. Just then he saw something else. It was the girl. She was walking on the road unaware of the vehicles coming. He flew forward really fast. Just then the girl turned and saw them coming. She screamed as they were coming closer. She got down and covered her head with her arms. They were getting closer. As they were about to hit her, Daniel quickly flew towards her faster. He held out his hand about to get her as they were very close. He grabbed her then flew into the air. She looked at him in fear. He was catching his breath. She screamed again.
Girl: "N-no. Please don't hurt me."
Daniel: "Don't worry. I won't."
She was scared. He put her down on a roof then followed the vehicles. He got in front of them. He touched his arm an held his fist tight. He turned into the Light Danger. He went forward more. The thugs in the vehicles looked at him surprised. He put his sword into the ground and then made a mighty jump on it to send out the huge energy wave which made the vehicles flip and spin backwards. The rest of the Dangers arrived and saw them. Daniel pulled his sword out of the ground then walked over to the vehicles. He got the thugs out and they were all knocked out with some cuts and bruises. The Dangers went to him.
Daniel: "They'll be alright."
He deactivated his Light Danger mode. He took a deep breath.
Chloe: "We'll take them Daniel."
Daniel: "Alright. I still got something to do."
He flew off while the Dangers got all of the thugs. He flew to the girl again. He picked her up and then flew off to the building again. He went inside and walked over to the woman. He let the girl go and she ran to her mam. They hugged. The mam looked at Daniel who was smiling.
Woman 2: "Thank you."
He stuck his thumb up and winked.
Daniel: "Alright everyone. It's safe. All the thugs and vehicles are gone."
They began to run out of the building. Daniel joined the rest of the Dangers as the civilians followed him. The Dangers had all the thugs and the vehicles were piled up. They were standing on a roof and Daniel landed on it. All the civilians cheered and all the Dangers smiled. Daniel stuck up his thumb again.
Woman 3: "THANK YOU ALL."
Man 2: "YOU DID IT."
Man 3: "WHO ARE YOU GUYS."
Daniel: "We're the Dangers. We protect the Universe."
Civilians: "DANGERS. DANGERS, DANGERS, DANGERS."
The Dangers smiled. Daniel looked at the others.
Daniel: "Come on guys. Let's go."
They all nodded and they teleported away. When they arrived, they put the thugs in cells. They went outside and they began to talk.
Troy: "Hey you know Daniel. I actually kinda thought for a few seconds that when you were going to grab that kid, I thought you were almost not going to make it. Almost like you had lost your mind with making that move."
Daniel: "Lost my mind? Heh, trust me Troy, that happened a long time."
They all began to laugh then Daniel said his goodbye and he teleported back to Youghal where it was 2:17PM. He only had one missed call four minutes ago. He began to walk home.

My top 10 Phineas and Ferb episodes

Phineas and Ferb is yet another TV show I really, really like. I've liked it a lot for years. It's a Disney Channel show that's about 2 boys named Phineas...
A picture of a red-haired boy, with a white and orange striped shirt with blue cargo shorts, a pair of blue trainers with white laces, that has a triangular face and it is sideways including a circular ear, who has black eyes with a white dot.
...and Ferb...
A cartoon drawing of a young, british boy with green hair. He has a long, rectangular head with a squared nose and egg-like eyes. He is wearing a collared shirt with purple pants that go up well above his waist. One arm is up in the air, with his index finger up, and the other is to his side. His pants are cuffed and he is wearing black and white converses.
...and they're on Summer vacation and every single episode is about them building some huge thing to have fun and their sister named Candace is always trying to bust them with their mom. Phineas and Ferb also have 4 main friends. Buford, Baljeet, Isabella, who has a crush on Phineas, and a guy named Irvin who sometimes shows up in episodes and sometimes doesn't. I think he was introduced around the middle of the series. Phineas and Ferb themselves are very happy, optimistic and likable people who are very curious. I would say out of every character, Phineas is probably my favourite. Candace also has a boyfriend named Jeremy. They also have a pet Platypus named Perry who's secretly an agent who always stops a scientist named Doofenshmirtz who is a very entertaining and is very funny. He always makes machines and has the word "inator" at the end of each machine, which I find to be small bit annoying at small parts but it is mostly really funny. I would say it only annoyed me once or twice. Also every episode has some song in it. And this is what the characters all look like.
 
In fact, this show actually finished last year. And I like that. I mean, I like those shows that have really good and really satisfying conclusions like that. So, let's get started.
10. Phineas and Ferb: Star Wars: With Star Wars being owned by Disney, this episode uses that and takes the plot of episode IV and adds the Phineas and Ferb characters and makes some changes and it's really cool and funny to see that they do the same thing that Family Guy did with that Blue Harvest episode and they do it differently and it still manages to be it's own thing. And it's cool to see the Phineas and Ferb characters do stuff like use lightsabers and other Star Wars stuff. And it's fun to watch the whole Mos Eisley Cantina scene be redone in a Phineas and Ferb way and I think it's great how Ferb actually turns into Darth Maul. And it's incredibly funny how Doofenshmirtz is supposed to be like Darth Vader. That is some really good stuff. And it's just a very well executed episode on it's own.
9. Phineas and Ferb: Mission Marvel: This is actually an episode that takes advantage of the fact that Marvel is owned by Disney so they have some heroes from Marvel actually come in and we see some villains as well. That is both hilarious and cool. The fact that actual Marvel heroes are coming in and interacting with all these characters is amazing and beyond hilarious. And seeing the villains being given funny stuff is great and it's funny to see them team up with Doofenshmirtz. And I like how the main characters already know who these heroes are so when they say that thing at the beginning when they show up, it's great. And do I even need to talk about the ending? If you've seen the episode, you know what happened and how funny and somehow cool it was. And I love the simple fact that Marvel characters, I repeat, Marvel characters like Spider-Man, Iron Man, Thor and Hulk just show up. That is incredible and cool to see and it's really unbelievable and funny.
8. Rollercoaster: The first episode in the whole show. This episode clearly explains what's going to be in the whole show. It shows what Phineas and Ferb can do and it shows Candace's goal to bust them and I also like Doofenshmirtz's first plan. It's pretty creative while also being funny. And it's pretty simple which is good considering if it's the first episode of a series, it should be like that.
7. Jerk De Soleil: After the circus in Danville is cancelled Phineas and Ferb put on their own huge circus and try to include Perry in it while he's already busy trying to stop Doofenshmirtz. So before I say anything else, I will say that the best part is how Candace is beginning to get an allergic reaction to something but something happens that causes her to go along with the circus and coming back looking all beat up. That is funny and it's also funny visually and how it's because of a canon she goes off and I like how there's this kinda clichéd gag thing where in the circus, Phineas and Ferb are making this huge human stand thing and they keep showing up even after the frame just cut from them. That's both questionable and funny at the same time.
6. Lights, Candace, Action: After Candace gets a part in a movie, she doesn't realise that Phineas and Ferb are the directors. I would say the best part is probably when they're doing the filming of the movie and Candace is getting hurt in all sorts of different ways. That is great stuff. They know how to do this stuff to make us laugh. And I find it really amazing that they managed to do tat thing at the end where they actually take Candace's actual voice actress and add her for a second to the episode for a second. That kinda baffled me for a few seconds. But if there's 1 thing the writers of this show have done a lot, it's that they know how to do weird and random comedy to keep us entertained and humoured. And this episode is a prime example of that. It's funny, random and it's a lot of fun with it's slapstick.
5. Raging Bully: Buford challenges Phineas to a match after he accidently humiliates him. I will say that this is definitely a different kind of episode than the others. And by that I'm talking about how Buford has never done anything like this before. I mean he's always been portrayed as a bully but this isn't what he normally does. But I'm not saying that's a bad thing. I especially like the actual match. It turns out he just challenged him to a thumb war fight. And what happens there and who they got to help Phineas train was really good and he has a lot of funny scenes too. Even Perry's side story with Doofenshmirtz  is one of the better ones in the show in my opinion because every episode has a side story with him dealing with Doofenshmirtz and this one is one of the better ones in my opinion. And I think it's super funny when Candace sees when the stadium they built is gone and what she does always makes me laugh. And that's why Raging Bully is at number 5.
4. Elementary My Dear Stacy: While in London, Phineas and Ferb plan something and Candace and Stacy, who's Candace's best friend, go in like Sherlock Holmes to see what they're doing and to bust them. Just the fact that this is like Sherlock Holmes should be a good enough reason to put it on here but I mainly like this episode for how invested you get. I mean I like the scenes where Candace and Stacy are doing this like a case. Especially the part when they're in front of that building and they're realising what that thing in that notebook says. And what Phineas and Ferb are doing is really cool. It's seems creative and pretty fun. And I especially like what Perry is doing with that new agent who I'm pretty sure is supposed to be like James Bond or something. And how Candace fails again is pretty funny too.
3. One Good Scare Ought to Do It: After Isabella has hiccups, Phineas and Ferb build a haunted house to scare them out of her. This was actually one of the first episodes I ever watched in this whole show and I liked it even back then. I really like the Haunted House scene and what's inside it. It's both creative and funny. And Candace is going to Jeremy's house and there we first meet his little sister named Suzie who actually hates Candace. And I like what she does to her. I mean she just tortures her until she leaves and then in the haunted house we actually see that Buford has actually dressed up as Suzie because she scares him. If you don't laugh at that, I don't know what to tell ya. And what we see in the house is pretty cool. Especially that random giant floating baby head. Even at the end of the episode, Phineas' last line is him asking where did that come from. And it's also funny how Jeremy thinks she's so sweet but she's actually evil. That reminds me a lot of Megan in Drake & Josh. And I just like this entire episode as a whole and I really like to watch it.
2. It's About Time: During a visit to the museum, Phineas and Ferb rebuild a time machine and the 2 of them and Candace accidently get sent back in time to the Dinosaur age and the time machine gets destroyed by a T-Rex. So I will say that the best part of this for me is the part when they're in the jungle running from it or when Isabella and the other Fireside Girls are trying to build the time machine again and they arrive and something happens that gets them back to the present again. If you like this show and you've seen this episode, you should know what I mean. And it's kinda hard to explain but I really like just rewatching this episode over and over. I think it's just a really fun episode.
Honourable Mentions:
Flop Starz,
Phineas' Birthday Clip-O-Rama,
The Beak,
X-Ray Vision Glasses,
The Lake Nose Monster,
Comet Kermillian
And my number 1 favourite Phineas and Ferb episode is... Phineas and Ferb: Summer Belongs to You: This is one of the longest episodes in the whole show. After Phineas makes a bet with Buford that he'd be able to get around the entire world within a day to have the longest day of Summer ever. So before I get to the other good stuff, I will say that this episode is very cool by going everywhere. I mean it goes all over the world and it's great that way. And the other good things are all the things they do in these place, especially Paris. In case I didn't say, Isabella has a crush on Phineas and she's trying to get him to notice her. It's kinda funny. And what I really, really like about it is something that happens when they're on a deserted Island. I'm not kidding when I say this, they literally reference SpongeBob. I'm serious. At one point Phineas is trying to find something to help them and this happens. Watch.
And I epically love the ending with that song. This is probably my favourite song in the whole show. Listen.
And overall, this is just a great episode and I love to watch it. And so everyone, those are my top 10 favourite Phineas and Ferb episodes. Thank you all for reading and if you like this show, please comment and tell me what your favourite episode is.