Thursday, 31 December 2015

My top 5 favourite weapons

These are the weapons I've seen on TV or movies or games and these are the ones that I thought were cool and I felt like I wanted them to exist and I wanted one myself. Also, I'll be showing pictures in this too.
5. Kusanagi Blade (Naruto):

The reason I like this is because the way Sasuke uses it in the show. He's able to channel his Chidori Jutsu into it as well and that makes it even cooler. Also, I always think that this sword is just like Orochimaru's sword.
4. The Sword of Godric Gryffindor (Harry Potter):

I think this is one of my favourite is because it looks cool and I think it's cool the way it's set up, if your a true Gryffindor you'd be able to pull it out of the Sorting Hat. And the way it's done in Harry Potter ad the Chamber of Secrets, I think is cool because of what's going on with Harry. He's struggling to decide on whether or not he deserves to be in Gryffindor and when he pulls it out it shows that he does. I just think it's cool.
3. The Lightsaber (Star Wars):

Like I said in my Star Wars Episode IV A New Hope review, I said it'd be cool if Lightsabers existed. Just from their look to what they can do, is beyond awesome. I think I first thought they were the most awesome when I saw the fight between Luke and Darth Vader in the Empire Strikes Back and when Vader cut off Luke's hand. I also like to play lightsaber toy fights with my friend, Sam Mitchel who also likes Star Wars.
2. The Buster Sword (Final Fantasy VII):

This weapon looks so big it doesn't look like anyone should be able to even lift it. The fact that Cloud can lift it perfectly must mean he's incredibly strong and yet in his design he doesn't look that strong. I think I just like it because it's so big and strong.
And my number 1 favourite weapon is... the Keyblade (Kingdom Hearts):

Yeah, my favourite thing of all time also has my favourite weapon of all time. Just look at it. I don't know how they were this creative when they were making it. For the fact that it has the power to unlock anything, I think is beyond clever. And also I think my favourite version is either the Kingdom Key, the Oblivion Key, the Fernier Key or the Unbound Key. Even the scenes where Sora is unlocking or locking something with it is cool to see. I actually have one myself I got in a shop called Tokyo Toys in London and it goes well with my Sora outfit. And that's all why the Keyblade is my favourite weapon ever.

Daredevil

I only just decided to do this one. I'm talking about the 2003 movie. I just watched it and I thought I'd do a review of it. Apparently, like I said before, Fox gave the rights of Daredevil back to Marvel and they made a Netflix show of it. And people really, really like that show. It's said to be a really great show. And also Daredevil was created by Stan Lee when a hospital sent him a message asking if he'd do a comic for the blind people at the hospital. And when he did, he was a little worried that the people would be angry at him for making a blind person a superhero. But it turned out, they liked it a lot. And in 2003, a movie was made from it. It was made by Fox who also brought us the X-Men movies, the Fantastic 4 movies, this movie and the absolutely horrible Electra movie. But anyway, this movie is said to be average. A lot of people said it terrible but others say it's not that bad and if you were to ever rank all 12 Fox Marvel movies, they say it would go as number 6. What's the story? A man named Matt Murdock, played by Ben Affleck, is a blind lawyer during the day and during the night he's the masked hero named Daredevil who fights off crime. He's blind because of .getting acid in his eyes as a boy. It also upgraded his other senses like hearing and he's able to see things when it rain and the rain is hitting their faces and he senses the rain with something that happens I didn't entirely get. His father was murdered and he watched as he died. He now lives in a church called Hell's Kitchen. Now as an adult he's hearing about a man named the Kingpin, played by Michael Clarke Duncan. One day he meets a girl named Electra, played by Jennifer Garner. They get together and during another night a man named Bullseye, played by Collin Farrell, kills Electra's father using Daredevil's weapon and Electra thinks Daredevil killed him. So now she vows vengeances against him. And the rest, I won't spoil. So let's go over some of the problems I  have with the movie. Well, firstly, and this is my main problem, there's not enough action in this and the action in some of the fights aren't very impressive. And finally, I wish the climax against Daredevil and Kingpin could of been longer. But some action is cool like the fight between Electra and Bullseye. Now let's go over the things I did like. The cast isn't terrible, some do good performances like Ben Affleck, he's not terrible. And Jennifer Garner is a lot of fun to watch. Michael Clarke Duncan as well makes Kingpin truly menacing. And, this is something I think myself. I think Collin Farrell is really fun to watch as Bullseye. And the story is told pretty good. I mean you can understand it easy. Even the location and the Daredevil suit aren't bad. I even think that twist near the end where Electra dies was pretty well executed pretty good. And another thing, even some people who don't like this movie even admit that there's some good things in this. And yeah, I kinda think this movie's not bad. Yes, it may not be Fox's best film, but it's far from the worst. Even if you can't get into it that much, I'd still say check it out, it's not that bad. Listed even agrees with me saying it's not bad. So yeah, if you want to see it, that's fine, I think it's pretty good.

Sunday, 27 December 2015

12 Marvel Cinematic Universe movies ranked

By the way, none of the M.C.U movies are terrible, they're all great, fantastic movies. But some aren't exactly the best, if you know what I mean. Now with phase 2 of the M.C.U finished and Captain America: Civil War starting phase 3 next May and everyone excited for it, we have had 12 movie so far and some were spectacular, some were practically landmarks and some were not that special.
12.The Incredible Hulk: Not that this movie is bad, but it doesn't have much that's really good in it. Sure it has good effects with the Hulk and the Abomination, but aside from that, it's mostly just watching people walking, talking and having them trying to either find Bruce or have him trying to get rid of the Hulk once and for all. It isn't really terrible and actually watching it again, it's better than what I originally thought, but I still think that it's the lowest out of all the M.C.U movies with not much action happening and not seeing enough of the Hulk and not seeing him do much awesome stuff.
11. Iron Man 2: Arguably the least in the Iron Man trilogy, here's a movie that has a lot of things happening in it and it doesn't really go anywhere. I personally don't think it's as bad as much as everyone else says, but I do get why people don't like it that much. It's still is cool to see Robert Downey Jr. do the greatest superhero role ever in my opinion.
10. Iron Man 3: A movie everyone says is better than Iron Man 2 and that's it. They never say if it's great or not. Once again it has a throw-away villain, a stupid move by Tony by telling the Mandarin his home address and not having a plan after that and too much time spending on watching Tony trying to find the Mandarin. What is good is that there's much ore action than the other 2 Iron Man movies and they're nice to look at and they're cool. And also the person they got to play Harley is actually pretty good.
9. Thor: The Dark World: The same with the Hulk with there not being much happening and having some boring scenes, some annoying scenes, a boring villain, not enough action and 1 or 2 funny lines that aren't that funny. But what I do like is the fact that some of the scenes are funny like when we see Loki transform into Captain America and actually the climax with Thor and Malekith is pretty cool the way they do it. Yes, it may not be the best M.C.U movie but it's still pretty good.
8. Captain America: The First Avenger: The reason this isn't higher on the list is because of the weak villain and I didn't really start enjoying the movie until after the scene where Steve gets transformed. But after that we get action scene after action scene of Steve and his gang going around destroying Hydra's bases. And Chris Evans is the main reason why I like this movie so much. This guy is the perfect Captain America and gives an amazing performance and maybe one of my favourite superhero performances ever and is the best Captain America ever. I personally like Iron Man as an Avenger better, but he's still great.
7. Thor: Having the greatest M.C.U villain ever this film is also great looking and well acted. Everyone looks the part and Chris Hemsworth is a perfect Thor. And of course Tom Hiddleston has made everyone look up to him as the greatest  M.C.U villain ever as the charismatic, funny mischievous and wild Loki. It may lack a lot of action
6. Ant-Man: The latest M.C.U movie and closing phase 2 of the M.C.U and next year's starting phase 3 with Captain America: Civil War, Ant-Man was the big surprise of this year like how Guardians of the Galaxy was last years surprise. With a talented and hilarious cast we get an amazing ride that has great special effects, unbelievably well done action and some of the funniest M.C.U scenes ever. And of course Michael Pena's Luis was the funniest character from that movie and everyone loved seeing him. And with a good lead with Paul Rudd as Scott and a good tie in to the M.C.U by seeing Falcon near the middle part fight Scott and it's pretty funny. And it's cool knowing Ant-Man is going to be an Avenger and seeing him in Civil War.
5. Iron Man: This movie was the movie to start the M.C.U and at the time, was considered the greatest comic book film ever. In an astounding come-back performance, Robert Downey Jr. was praised by everyone as the billionaire playboy philosophised, Tony Stark. With the action amazingly done and other performances, as well as Downey's and with fantastic direction from Jon Favreau we get an awesome and fun comic book film. Also the story is very easy to understand and relate with. The characterisations were also awesome. Everything about Iron Man worked.
4. Guardians of the Galaxy: How can you not like this movie? It had very fantastic special effects, well directed action, it's the funniest comic book movie ever, well written and it was very impressive because not many people knew who these characters were and it's probably one unread comic book storylines that not a lot of people read. However it surprised everyone by having all that and great characters to follow and we saw a little bit more of Thanos even though we still don't see him do anything except talking. And also, at the time when it finished coming out of Cinemas, it had become not only the highest comic book film of the year, it was the highest grossing film of the year.
3. Captain America: The Winter Soldier: Having being the sequel to a movie not that many people liked, this movie made everyone surprised with how great this was. It brought in Falcon, Alexander Pierce and of course the Winter Soldier. And let me tell you this has some of best choreographed fighting you'll ever see. Especially the fight on the street with Steve, Natasha and Sam vs. the Winter Soldier and his men. Also there's a twist there when we find out that the Winter Soldier is actually Bucky. Steve's old friend who he thought was dead after his fall off the train in the first film. And it's nice to see that he turns back at the end when he saves Steve from drowning, it's nice to see. And that's part of what's going to lead into with Civil War.
2. Avengers: Age of Ultron: The sequel to the highest grossing comic book movie of all time had to be some that was spectacular that you thought it would be better than the original. And while it wasn't as good as the first movie, this film was still praised by critic and fans alike. A lot of that come from the still great characters and the second best M.C.U villain ever, Ultron, next to Loki. And also the final fight with all the Avengers against Ultron and the other versions of himself is cool to see. And of course the new characters are cool like Scarlet Witch, Quicksilver and Vision. Though Days of Future Past Quicksilver was better than this version. But this version isn't bad, it's just the other one is better. And also, Chris Evans is by far his best as Captain America here, in my opinion. Though I wish there was more of Thor. He's not in this movie that much.
1. The Avengers: The ultimate mashup film that had 6 heroes from previous movies come together to create one the greatest, if not the greatest, comic book movie of all time. With the characters be given great dialog from a great director, Joss Whedon, was very entertaining to listen to and we see some of the greatest actions scenes ever to be seen in a movie and a very satisfying ending. This film truly knew how to make audiences feel like they just had the most fun ever in a cinema. Not only was this movie a mega, mega, mega, mega, mega hit at the box office, but both critics and audiences thought it was worth the wait and a lot of fun to watch and experience. With the cast all being perfect, including bringing in Mark Ruffalo as Bruce Banner instead of Edward Norton and he's way better in my opinion. What else can I say, it's the Avengers. The greatest comic book movie ever. What did you expect to see as the best of the M.C.U?

Saturday, 26 December 2015

Ant-Man

This is the recent M.C.U movie and the second one to come out this year next to Avengers: Age of Ultron. It originally had some production problems but again Marvel has made another great film. What's the story? It centres around this man named Scott Lang played by Paul Rudd. He's just been released from prison and wants to be accepted back into his daughter's life but his ex-wife and her new fiancée won't allow him to see her because he's criminal. So he tries to get a normal job to help his reputation of being a criminal isn't helping. So, for some reason, he thinks if he robs another place, that'll help somehow. However he's actually stealing from a man named Hank Pym, played by Michael Douglas. He says to Scott that he's been watching him for a long time and thinks he should be redeemed. So he also explains about how a corporation is using his invention that he thought he had gotten rid of years ago. So he asks Scott to steal it back for him. It turns out to be a suit that has the ability to shrink a person down to the size of an insect and control ants when ever they want if you put it on. So he steals it and Hanks daughter named Hope played by Evangeline Lilly helps him understand how it works. But the man who was using it named Darren Cross, the villain of the movie, is angry so he puts on the Yellowjacket outfit to kill Scott, Hank and anyone else who stands in his way. So yeah, very basic. But with the really good cast, the well done effects, the awesome fight scenes, the hilarious scenes and a very easy to follow story, the M.C.U has made a really great comic book movie this year. But personally, for this year's M.C.U comic book movies, I think I prefer Age of Ultron better. The cast once again are really talented. I personally liked Michael Douglas' performance as Hank Pym the most because he's so likable and wants to do what's best for Scott and Hope. But also, Paul, Rudd does really good as Ant-Man. The effects also are perfect. The best kind of effects are when Ant-Man shrinks and commands the ants. The best fight scene is when Scott is fighting Darren in Scott's daughter's room and it's really funny when you see that it's taking place on a Thomas the Tank Engine toy set. The way they move and when Darren gets hit by Thomas is beyond funny. And the comedy in this is probably some of the best in the M.C.U. And that's saying a lot because every movie from the M.C.U has a lot of funny scenes in it. The funniest character in this, in my opinion is Luis. One of Scott's criminal friends. The funniest part is his running gag with flashbacks and he says exactly what the people in the flashbacks are mouthing. And there's another thing that Hank says to Scott at the very end of this that cracks me up every time. However, the story, while easy to understand, is not perfect. The 1 thing that the M.C.U is not good at is the villains and Darren/Yellowjacket is no exception. The only 2 villains that the M.C.U have done really good are Loki and Ultron. The rest are just boring, have weak motivations, aren't very interesting, don't serve as a real threat and don't make much sense. Darren just wants revenge on Hank because he disowned him and didn't trust him with the technology of the Ant-Man suit. Oh, come on, I've seen this kind of thing 10000 times before and it's never been good. It's always been boring. And the other thing I didn't like was Paxton who's Scott's ex-wife's fiancée. He just doesn't like Scott and he annoyed me every time he came on screen. The only time I did like him was at the end. But that's it. But aside from that, I really like this movie. And there are actually 2 end credit scenes. The first is Hank giving Hope the Wasp suit and the other is Steve and Sam finding Bucky. which is going to lead into Captain America Civil War. And I'm really excited to see Scott join the Avengers. It will be amazing to see him do that. So yeah, if you haven't seen this yet, definitely watch it. You will have a blast.

Monday, 21 December 2015

Star Wars Episode VII The Force Awakens

Before I start, I just want to say that this will contain all spoilers from the movie so if you haven't seen the movie yet, you should see it then read this review. You have been warned. So as you already know, Star Wars Episode VII The Force Awakens is the most hyped up movie I've been looking the most forward to see this year and 3 days ago I saw it with my dad in London. And what did I think of it?... it's probably my 2nd favourite Star Wars film. Also I'm going to explain the whole story. What's the story? It's set over 60 years after Return of the Jedi and Luke Skywalker has vanished and no one knows where he is and everyone's trying to find him. One night at a camp, a man named "Poe", played by Oscar Isaac, is given a map to where he could be but before he can go, a Sith named "Kylo Ren", played by Adam Driver, and clone troopers intrude the camp and kill everyone except Poe and a robot with him named BB-8 who he gives the map to and tells him to run away and not let anyone have it because Kylo Ren wants to find Luke as well. Poe gets kidnapped and while still at the camp, a clone trooper named Finn, played by John Boyega, is feeling like something's not right when he sees them killing people. Kylo Ren takes Poe back to his ship to get information about where the map is. He refuses even with Kylo Ren using the force to torcher him. Finn helps Poe escape and they use a ship to get out but they get shot down and crash on a nearby planet. Finn thinks Poe has died and he finds his way to a village where another person named Rey, played by Daisy Ridley, lives who has found BB-8 and the 3 of them try to escape from oncoming fighters and they use the Millennium Falcon to escape. After they destroy the fighters, Han and Chewie come on and they agree to help them get BB-8 somewhere but Finn it doing this to get help to escape from Kylo Ren and his troops which are all called the First Order. He asks Rey to come with him but she doesn't want to abandon what she's doing. They go to another planet and a bar where an orange alien talks to them. Rey goes to the basement and finds Anakin's old lightsaber. The alien asks Rey to take it but she refuses and leaves. When she does, Kylo Ren and his men attack and take Rey prisoner. Finn takes up Anakin's lightsaber and uses it. Then Leia, C-3PO and their troops come and it's actually been years since Han and Leia have seen each other and it turns out Kylo Ren is actually Han and Leia's son. Apparently Leia thought Kylo Ren had some Darth Vader in him, if you know what I mean, and sent him to Luke to be trained how to become a proper Jedi, but Kylo betrayed him and turned evil and Luke blamed himself for it and that's why he disappeared. Also BB-8 finds R2-D2 who's been shut down and hasn't turned on in ages. They find out that Kylo Ren and his men have a secret base like the Death Star called the Starkiller base which can use the suns power to destroy several planets at once. And since Finn used to be a clone, he explains how to destroy it and he has another plan with Han and Chewie to go to their ship to find Rey. Rey on the other hand has found out that she can use the force and she uses it by using the mind trick on a clone trooper to release her. She tries to find a way out and she finds Finn, Han and Chewie. Han and Chewie set explosives all around the force field generator to help the rebels destroy the base from the outside. And here Han meets Kylo Ren and it looks like he's about to get through to him but then, we get probably the biggest twist since the scene in Empire Strike Back, Kylo Ren kills Han with his lightsaber. That shocked everyone when I saw this. Anyway, they go outside and Finn uses Anakin's lightsaber to fight Kylo Ren but he loses the fight. Before Kylo Ren can take Anakin's lightsaber though, Rey uses the force to levitate the lightsaber and she takes it and they fight. Rey wins and before she can kill him, the entire planet shakes and they get separated. Rey takes Finn back to the other planet and she and Leia exchange a look about Han, if you know what I mean. R2 then comes on and shows the rest of the map to where Luke is. Rey goes off to another planet and finds him in a brown robe. And the movie ends with her showing him the lightsaber. So let's go over the 100 good things about the movie. Well firstly, this is one where the lightsaber action choreography is the most realistic looking and even the look of the movie pretty different from the others. And again the cast is unbelievable. This is the first Star Wars film in year where the acting is perfect and no more boring performances. My favourite character is Finn. And here's another thing. When I saw this movie, there was 4 or 5 moments that everyone clapped at. The first was when we see the main title started and the music got started as well. The second was when Rey said "Let's take the garbage" and when she said that, she was talking about the Millennium Falcon. The third was when we see Han and Chewie. The forth one was when we see Leia and C-3PO. And the last was when we see R2. Both me and the people I was with were all clapping and cheering when those scenes played. And of course, let's talk about Kylo Ren. This guy is probably the greatest Sith since Darth Vader. He's both cool and threatening. Though in my opinion he always should of kept the mask on and should not of taken it off. His voice is perfect and the performance from the actor is perfect. The lightsaber he has is also and it different from other with 2 mini ones on the side and he does use that at one point during the fight with him and Finn. BB-8 as well is like R-2 in the original series. There's one scene where he uses a lighter as a thumb to stick up to Finn which made everyone, including me laugh hard. And also the end of this film make you want more. And that's good. I think that that's a good feeling to have. There's going to be an episode VIII and episode IX and I'm looking forward to see what they do with those. So yeah, that's Star Wars Episode VII The Force Awakens. I really liked and if you see it, you will love it.

Tuesday, 15 December 2015

My top 20 Chowder episodes

I already did my top 10 Chowder episodes. But when I did that list, I don't think I really knew what I was doing exactly, but after recently thinking about it I decided to redo it with the same episode from the 1st list and some new ones and the old episodes but the old episodes might be different places, except the last 3 episodes will be in the same place. Chowder's my favourite character in the show and one more thing, Chowder is now my 2nd favourite TV show ever next to SpongeBob Squarepants. Get this, Chowder's creator, C.H Greenblatt was once a storyboarder on SpongeBob and the two SpongeBob movies.
20. SniffleBall: The reason this is the lowest on the list is because I think there is one flaw with it. The beginning but I like the ending. Mung wants Chowder to interact with other kids but Chowder doesn't want to. Mung takes him to a SniffleBall field. There, Chowder sees Panini and Gorgonzola. Gorgonzola isn't happy to see him because he feels that Chowder wants to takes him title as the best SniffleBall player on the field. And the rest is too funny for me to explain. What I like in this is how Chowder plays the game at the end. It's one of the jokes that made me laugh hard.
19. The Thousand pound cake: This is one of the first episodes in the show I ever watched. So when I first watched it, I really enjoyed it. What's the story? Chowder and Schnitzel making a delivery to a man on top of a giant  and on the way they come across a lot of things but thy eventually make it because of one of biggest twists in the show. The giant helps them get to the top and even the jerk who ordered the cake is pretty funny. So I'll end this on by saying it's got lots of laughs and was one of the episodes that got me into the show.
18. Crème Puff Hands: Not only is this episode funny, but it's also relatable. Why? Well, let's talk about the story first. It revolves around Truffles saying a really quotable line. "Crème Puff." Because she's hungry so Mung and Schnitzel try to make some but Chowder messes it up, of course, by breaking the Crème Puff Puffer by falling into it and his hand gets filled with it and it gets big. So he goes around town and saves a baby from a falling out of a window and then begins to help people all around the place but then his hand deflates so he jumps into the Crème Puff Puffer again and what happens is the exact opposite of what he did before. And the episode end has the best joke in the episode where Chowder and Mung are fighting with their big body parts. What I meant by relatable is that the reason Chowder is doing all this is because he wants to be helpful and I can relate to that because I can think of times where I wanted to be helpful. But what I find really funny is how Truffles is constantly saying Crème Puffs at the beginning. The way she says it is just great.
17. The Garage sale: After realising they have too much stuff in the kitchen, Chowder, Mung, Truffles and Schnitzel decide to have a garage sale but Chowder doesn't realise that means selling the things so he tries to stop everyone from buying anything. And that's it. The fact that they managed to make such a simple story so funny is really something. The best joke in the episode in my opinion is the short scene where Chowder is literally acting like Gollum from Lord of the Rings where he says that one of the thing in the garage sale is "Precious." Sound familiar? But  also, the scene where Chowder fall into the water is hilarious and the reason why Schnitzel can't go in and save him is because he's made of rock and the reason why Mung can't go in is because he's afraid that his moustache will get wet.
16: Old Man Thyme: This episode is said to be despised but I like it. What's the plot? Chowder is worrying about getting old and he thinks the reason he's getting old is because of something Mung and Truffles said to him but he misunderstood them. He thinks some man named Old Man Thyme is aging him. So now Chowder is trying to defeat this man and stop him from making him old. The way Chowder does all these things to stop Oldman Thyme is incredibly funny, the funniest being the scene at the beginning where Chowder blocks-up his door and has the guitar player to annoy him.
15. The Flibber-Flabber Diet: This episode has probably some of the best writing and some of the best jokes ever in this show. Truffles begins to worry that she's getting fatter so she has Chowder, Mung, Shnitzel and herself to go on a diet. Mung says the best way to lose any weight is by eating Flibber-Flabber, a dish he says is disgusting but Chowder actually likes and he gets the idea of having them all eat it so hopefully Truffles will call off the diet. The result is probably some of the greatest jokes ever seen on this show. In my opinion the best thing about this episode is the visual jokes they keep throwing at us and how much there are. It's just a great episode and one of my absolute favourite episodes of all.
14. The Bruised Bluenana: This is probably the best Chowder and Panini episode and I'll explain why after the story. Panini accidently knocks Chowder into a ton of Bluenanas at Gazpacho's stand and bruises one of them. So Panini takes it like if he injured their child so she forces him to act like a dad and take care of it and she keeps coming over to see how it's doing and she annoys Chowder. He does his best to heal it but he makes it worse and when Panini sees what he's done, she jumps into his clothes so she can take care of the Bluenana but mostly to spend more time with Chowder. And the end has the Bluenana's real mother come and sees Panini attacking Gazpacho with it and shouting at her for doing it and Panini's sad and Chowder sees that she's sad and he knows he can't leave her sad so he hugs her then runs of in embarrassment. That's both funny and actually kind of touching seeing how he did care about her feelings. But the funniest part is where they almost kiss but Chowder sees what she's about to do and runs off and screams down town. That makes me laugh every time.
13. Burple Nurples: Yeah, the very first episode of Chowder. Why!? Mainly because of the uniqueness and creativity  of it. What's the story? Chowder decides he's ready to cook a dish all by himself and Mung allows after he tells him that it's because he saw Panini doing it because Endive let her. How ever while cooking Mung sees that Chowder put poison into the batter of his Burple Nurples and tries the rest of the episode to get rid of them and how he does at the end I won't give away but let's just say it's one of the funniest ending in this shows history. So what's good about this episode? Well the funniest is by far every single time that Mung tries to get rid of them. It just kills me. It's just one of the funniest episodes of Chowder ever.
12. A faire to remember: This is a good episode though I do have a problem with it. What's the story? Panini one day chases Chowder through town and he meets a girl named Marmalade and they become friends but Panini is angry because she thinks they're boyfriend and girlfriend. Gazpacho comes and tells them the Utensil Faire was there some Chowder, Ceviche, Marmalade and Panini go and Panini tries to get Marmalade to leave but she doesn't want to. This one is actually kind of repetitive and clichéd considering we've heard this kind of annoying story before. The love interest gets jealous that the person they have a crush on has a friend who's also a girl and at the end they realise that they were wrong and they apologise. But here, I thinks done really well because of the way it's executed. The best part about this episode is the way everyone reacts to Panini talking about challenging Marmalade to a Utensil joust ad the joust itself is pretty funny. And the 4th wall joke that Mung and Truffles say is perfect.
11. Hands on the big mixer: This was another one of the first episodes I ever watched. What's the plot. Mr. Fugu is holding a contest in town to see who can keep their hands on a big mixer and the last person holding on will win the mixer. So Mung and Chowder enter along with 11 others enter and Mr. Fugu does all sorts of things to make them let go and at the end when they all think Chowder has won he lets go and Mr. Fugu reveals that Chestnut, a really small guy has won and Chowder makes another 4th wall joke, which this show has a lot of, and he says "Man I hate it when shows have a twist at the end." That's just perfect.
10.Tofu-Town: Man what a funny episode, yeah you're gonna hear me say that a lot on this countdown. What's the story? Chowder and Shnitzel are delivering food to someone but find out that it was a trick to get Shnitzel there. It turns out to be a old ancient town that Shnitzel used to live in and be something called a Baloney Warrior and he protected the king  of the town. But one night the king was kidnapped and frozen in cookie dough batter. From that we get baloney sword fights, karaoke singing and of course, comedy. So what's good about this episode? Well the story is very creative, especially the flashback scene that's just really funny. The guy Schnitzel fights is a duck named P.King Duck. And even the ending gets some good laughs.
9. Big Ball: This episode is actually really confusing. When I say that I mean that it barely makes any sense, and I'm not gonna lie, that's what makes me really like this episode. We're introduced to a game in Marzipan city where you hit a ginormous ball into the goal. However Chowder, Mung, Shnitzel and Truffles have been there for day and not one person has scored. This drives Truffles insane and tries to get one team to get one a goal so they can leave but Mung says they're not supposed to score so he tries to stop her by any means necessary. What's good about this episode? Well, once again the choices are once again so cleaver and smart and original that they're really funny. In my opinion the funniest part is when we find out why they're supposed to win. It just cracks me up every single time.
8. A Little Bit of Pizzazz: This one has probably some of the most quoted lines ever in a Chowder episode. A baking accident causes Mung, Truffles, Chowder and Shnitzel to switch bodies. Chowder in Schnitzel's, Mung in Chowder's, Truffles in Mung's and Schnitzel in Truffle's. Just those combinations alone allow for a lot of creative ideas and the writer do it vey cleverly. Everyone begins to like being in these new bodies so they decide to stay in them, that is until they realise there's downsides o them so they decide to switch back, except Schnitzel who really enjoys being in Truffles' body and how they back to normal is just perfect with a lot of laughs thrown in there. So what's good about this episode? Well the choices they make with  each person in the other's body is perfect and all of them get huge laughs. My favourite is Chowder in Schnitzel's body. When he and Mung in Chowder's body go wondering through the city, it's just beyond hilarious.
7. Endive's Dirty Secret: This episode has probably the must suspense in it. What's the story? It's a hot day in Marzipan and Mung, Chowder and Schnitzel want to use Endive's pool. She refuses and when she's all alone he begins to do something that Mung takes a picture of. He blackmails her to let them use her pool in exchange of them not showing the picture to anyone. But sure enough, everyone finds out, and what's her secret!? I won't tell you but I have to say it's really clever. I've always thought this episode was good but until recently I didn't think I would put it on but of course I knew I had too because of it's hilarious setup and how we never find out the secret until the very end. It's just a really good pay off.
6. The Vacation: This episode has some of the best visual and verbal jokes in any Chowder episode. What's the story? Chowder, Mung and Schnitzel are going to the beach and Truffles has to stay at the kitchen and work but after they leave she realises she's alone she puts up a closed sign on the door. Chowder, Mung and Schnitzel come back because Chowder needs to use the toilet. But when he does go up he forgets why he's there and tries to go out, the door's stuck. Schnitzel and Mung go to check on him but then they all get trapped. Chowder still needs to use the toilet and tells Mung and Schnitzel to turn around while he use it. He tries to but for some reason he can't. And the rest is some of the funniest jokes in the whole show. So what's good about this episode? Well like I just said, this episodes has some of the best jokes in the whole show. My favourite joke would probably be Chowder trying to distract himself from peeing by thinking of dry thoughts or the joke of Chowder forgetting what he's doing in the bathroom 2 times.
5. The Sleep Eater: Oh, my god, the Sleep Eater is one of the best episodes EVER. for the longest time this has been up there as one of my favourite Chowder episodes. I just love this one. What's the story? After having a mid-night snack, Chowder begins to turn into a monster called a Sleep Eater every night. Mung tells him that the only way to stop it is to get his through a whole night without eating anything so Mung and Schnitzel stand guard in the kitchen, but Chowder is too strong for them. Then he decides that if he can't stop himself from eating, then he'll stop himself from sleeping. So he tries to stay awake for a night but he keeps falling asleep and the monster goes to the kitchen to get food but Chowder hid all the food and that's on the funniest jokes in the show as well. So what's good about this episode? Well in my opinion it's one of the most quotable episodes ever. My favourite joke is when Chowder keeps telling the sleep eater that he hid the food or when Mung and Schnitzel try to stop him from eating. The way the try to stop him but constantly failing is incredibly comedic. But the funniest scene in my opinion is the scene where Chowder is telling the Sleep Eater where his hiding place. It's worth checking out.
4. Hey, Hey It's Knishmas: This is Chowder's Christmas episode and man oh man is it a great one. Chowder worries that he won't receive the gift he wants on Knishmas, when he sees Mung attempt to make a perfect Schmingerbread house and fail several times. Mung then decides to get a Schmingerbread house from Endive because, even though he hates to do it he knows he can't let Chowder down because Chowder wants a specific something for Knishmas. Upon seeing this, Chowder recruits Panini and Gorgonzola to help him make Knish Kringle like Mung's house. So what's good about this episode? Well for one thing, it's actually pretty rare that we see Chowder working together with Gorgonzola and especially Panini, given the fact that anytime Chowder sees her he just runs away saying "I'm not you boyfriend." And at the end when we see Knish Krincle, their variation of Santa Claus, it is real is a really good ending. And it's also nice to see Chowder be selfless and want to do something nice for Mung. The scene where they keep trying to make the Schmingerbread house is also really entertaining.
3. The Blackout: This is an episode I've always liked and has always been a favourite of mine. In this episode Chowder turns every bit of power on  and it causes a power outage. Mung sends him out to turn the power back on while he's trapped in something cooking thing along with Schnitzel farting the whole time. That alone is pretty funny. Chowder heads out to find a way to turn it back on but Gorgonzola tells him that during Blackouts "Weirdoes" come out and try to have boring conversations with you. They eventually find Gazpacho who tells them the only way to turn the power back on is y going to the "Tower of Power" and lighting the fuse in the basement. Gazpacho manages to get them there but when they get there and get in the basement Gorgonzola tries to go home because he as tied to Chowder the whole time. But then since Gorgonzola has a candle on his head and lied saying he could light it he then goes back to Chowder after seeing some Weirdoes coming. So what's good about this episode? Well the story is very creative and every single joke has me laughing, especially the Gazpacho scenes, they always make me laugh. And another thing I like is how really creative the Weirdoes are and how they're designed. I thought those were really funny, and especially the scene where Gazpacho tries to shoe that they're real with the I.D thing always makes me laugh hard. And I won't tell you about the ending but I've gotta say it's really creative.
2. Chowder Grows-up: Yes, the very last episode of the entire show. It wasn't until recently I realised how great this episode is. I just love to watch it over and over, it's so funny. One day in the kitchen when they're making a dish that Chowder messes up and blows-up the whole place, of course. In the hospital Mung tries to tell Chowder to grow-up because someday he'll retire, or be killed by him, and then Chowder will take over the company but Chowder says he refuses to grow-up and he spends the next 20 years singing a song, no I'm serious. Mung tells him that by not growing-up he's been ruining everyone's lives like Shnitzel, Panini, Gorgonzola and Gazpacho. He decides to pick his own apprentice and grow-up. He picks a boy in a box who he names "Scraps." After a failed attempt to make a dish Chowder runs away into the Desert, but in their world, they call it the Dessert, that's wildly creative. But it turns out Scarps hid in his backpack and came with him. They find Gazpacho there and he wants to eat Scraps, which I've gotta say is one of my favourite jokes in the whole show. So after some motivational talk, Chowder goes back and tries to make something with Scraps but everyone think sit loose terrible but when Scraps tastes it they al try it and they all like it. Chowder then takes over the company and everyone moves on with their lives. Like Gazpacho does his comedy stand-up, Schnitzel marries Endive, don't ask, Mung and Truffle retire, Gorgonzola was able to brag to Chowder about hoe successful he's become and Chowder apparently married Panini and they have kids, 50 of them. But then we see that maybe it was fake, maybe and maybe we find out it was just a breaking the forth wall joke where the young Chowder appears and tries to deny this future, I'm not sure, but for what it is, it's really funny. What's good about this episode? Actually what isn't good? It's just perfect. Every single thing. It's funny, creative, likable, has likable characters and the has really nice animation. I also really like Scraps in this episode, he's really nice and he actually does get a funny line every once in a while. And it does show us a good lesson about if you don't grow-up and mature it could hurt the people around you so it's crustal that you do. Overall Chowder Grows-Up is by far my second favourite episode ever.
And my number 1 favourite Chowder episode is... The Thrice Cream Man: This is just a perfect episode. And my favourite part is how much it makes me laugh and laugh hard. And also this is another episode I've always liked and it was only a while ago I made it my favourite episode. What's the story? Chowder's favourite food in the whole world is "Thrice Cream" which is their version of Ice Cream. But now his obsession with it is getting in the way of work in the kitchen so Mung and Schnitzel try something to have him be sick of it. How!? By making a Thrice Cream man. A man made out of Thrice Cream. He's able to have people eat parts of him and the Thrice Cream man keeps regenerating. Eventually their plan actually works and Chowder actually becomes sick from eating so much of it. He goes to bed. The next morning he's still sick and Mung tries to tell the Thrice Cream Man that Chowder has had enough for a while but then the Thrice Cream Man gets angry when he says they'll find some other kid who'd like to eat him because Mung said to only give Thrice Cream to Chowder and Chowder only. Then he begins to stretch out and spit out Thrice Cream all over the building. Mung tries to tell Chowder to eat it all but he's still sick and Truffles is Lactose Intolerant so Mung and Schnitzel begin eating it but they both get Brain Freezes. Then after something Truffles says to Chowder he gets an idea. He gets the Thrice Cream cart man and inside it, a Thrice Cream Woman. They get married and they rest is laughs. So what's good about this episode? Well, once again, what isn't good? Everything and I mean everything in this episode works. It's funny, has great gags, has great puns and jokes, has great characters and it has some of the best animation ever seen on this show. So that's that. If you haven't seen these episodes yet, I'd give them a watch.

Monday, 14 December 2015

My top 5 Sonic X episodes

As I've said before, I love a lot of animes and Sonic X is my favourite and out of every anime I've watched, Sonic X is my favourite and it's the one I've watched the most and watched the longest ever since the first few episodes aired on Jetix. Even though there are other animes I do really like to watch like Naruto, Bleach, Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood and Fairytail, I still prefer this one a little more. I find this show to be very underrated, in fact probably the most underrated show I've ever seen and I wish more people could watch this and like it. And as I've also said before I'm going to tell you my 5 favourite episodes from it.
5. Cruise Blues: This is actually one of the funniest episodes in the show. Even the people who don't like this show even admit that this episode's pretty funny. It revolves around Sonic, the gang and Chris going on a trip on Chris' dad's cruise but Sonic hates it seeing how he hates water. And from here we get countless funny scene of him trying everything he can to get them to turn the ship around and get off. Again what I really like is that it's very funny, has a good twist ending, great lines, nice looking animation and some of the most bizarre things you'll ever see Sonic do. One of the most bizarre is a scene where he's alone with Amy and they're just talking. Again I won't spoil it but it's worth seeing. And it has a nice ending that leaves everyone happy. So that's why Cruise Blues is my number 5 choice.
4. The Cosmo Conspiracy: This is where I think the show had it's biggest twist. It opens with Shadow trying to attack Cosmo, a Plant girl who came to the group in help to stop the Metarex since the start of the 3rd season started. The episode is mostly watching Tails and Cosmo trying to get away from Shadow in the Blue Typhoon, the name of the huge spaceship they're all in. While it may not like much, what makes this episode great in my opinion is the mystery about why is Shadow after Cosmo and the big twist at the end that I'm sure nobody was expecting. It shows that Cosmo is secretly a Metarex spy but she didn't know that and that's why Shadow was after her. Only him and Rouge found out recently and none of the others knew either. And that's The Cosmo Conspiracy at the number 4 spot.
3. Eye Spy: This episode was right after The Cosmo Conspiracy episode. And it's kind of sad to watch because Tails is upset to find out that what Shadow and Rouge said was true ad there's some kind of signal in Cosmo's brain that's allowing the Metarex to hear and see everything she's seeing and hearing. Chris also manages to find out the Metarex's plan which is to wipe out every living things in the galaxy and populate it only by trees and plant life. It also reveals the Metarex's backstory with how they were originally the same creatures as Cosmo and her family but during a war the leader named Lucas tried to use the planet egg, the source of all planets, to give them more power. Cosmo's mother tried to stop him but he wouldn't listen and so her mother and her friends tried to destroy them all as they were leaving to find a new planet but it didn't work and they became the Metarex and Lucas became the leader named Dark Oak and they became corrupted with the idea to conquer the galaxy. And that's a great story in my opinion. The scene where we find out the backstory is my favourite part and the ending is pretty cool with Eggman contacting the team and telling them more details about the Metarex's plan and they all fly off to have their last fight with the Metarex. It also has a suspenseful feel to it with not knowing what's going to happen and what does happen is one of the best things in the show.
2. A fearless friend: The 2nd last episode where we continue the final fight from the last 2 episodes that weren't on this list. We see how the 7 Chaos Emeralds have been repowered because of the planet egg that Dark Oak and the other 2 Metarex are using and Sonic and Shadow have become Super and they manage to stop Dark Oak's plan but then he begins to squeeze the planet egg to cause a huge explosion too destroy the galaxy. Sonic and Shadow tried to punch through but they were caught in a gravity field. With time running out, Cosmo gets a message from her mother saying she was the only hope to save the galaxy. She transforms to look like her mother and she flies to the gravity field and breaks through it to defy Dark Oak. But her plan had a price, Tails had to fire the Sonic Power Canon at the field and Cosmo. A canon that launches Sonic at fast speed to destroy enemies. Tails refused so Cosmo explained the blast would help the seeds of her clan spread across space. With one move Tails fired. Where to begin? I think I can start by saying this has the most suspense in the whole show. The ending isn't really a happy ending because we don't know what happened to Cosmo until the next episode. It's also sad when Tails remembers all the things everyone has done with Cosmo and when he has to fire the canon and he's sad, you understand completely. So, yes this episode is good but there's still one episode I prefer better.
And my number 1 favourite Sonic X episode is... So Long Sonic: The last episode in the show. Yes. It's shows Cosmo giving her thank-you everyone speech. Shadow sacrificing himself, the amazing ending, the great music and animation and the all around satisfactory ending. I don't know where to begin. The ending is relaxing when we see that all these characters are finally getting a break from fighting the Metarex. It's also nice to see that even though we'll never see Cosmo again, at least she's not dead and she's happy where she is with her family. I also like when she's talking to Sonic at the end and it sad to see her go. But also, I like to relax and listen to that too because I love the way it's done. It's also sad to see Chris go in the end too. the fact that we've known him ever since the show started is kinda bitter sweet. You also feel sorry for Tails for what he's going through because he eventually began to have a crush on Cosmo and now she's gone. But at least he knows at the end that she's alright, so that's good to see. And that's my top 5 favourite Sonic X episodes. I hope you like this list and it'd be nice to check the show and I hope you like watching it.

Saturday, 12 December 2015

Top 5 things I'm hoping to see in Captain America Civil War

You know Captain America Civil War is one of the most anticipated movies I'm looking forward to see in my life. And with the new trailer, can you blame me, it looks awesome. So here, I'm going to tell you the 5 things that I'm hoping to see in the movie.
5. Seeing Ant-Man again: I actually haven't seen the Ant-Man movie yet but when I do I'll review it, and he's also supposed to be in Civil War and from what I've seen I'm looking forward to seeing him here and seeing the Ant-Man movie when I get it for my brother, who also loves Marvel as well, this Christmas.
4. Seeing Black Panther: We haven't seen Black Panther get his own solo movie yet, but he's going to get one. And in the new trailer, we see him and he looks awesome. Look.

I can't wait to see what's he's going to do in this new movie. He wants to bring Bucky in because Bucky apparently killed his dad.
3. Seeing Spider-Man: Yeah, the character I'm looking the most forward to see. The fact that I always wanted to see Spider-Man in an M.C.U movies with all these other incredible heroes. And I actually heard that after the last Wolverine movie is made in 2017, Marvel studios might get the rights to X-Men back and we might see the new casted Wolverine fight Hulk. Maybe though I don't know. They actually got the right back to Daredevil and that's how they managed to make the Daredevil T-V show on Netflix and Jessica Jones. I wish Fox would also give the rights to the Fantastic 4 back because there has never been a good Fantastic 4 movie. I actually don't mind the 2003 Daredevil movie, and I heard that it's actually not as bad as everyone says when I heard it on Listed when they ranked all 12 Fox movies. O.K, back to the point. I'm excited to see Spider-Man in Captain America Civil War.
2. The fight between Iron Man vs. Captain America and the Winter Soldier: This is going to be the most heart-breaking scene in the whole film with 2 friends having to fight each other because Tony wants to bring Bucky in but Steve won't let him so they end up fighting in this sort were-house and in the trailer, it looks awesome. I don't know who to support for because Tony is angry at Bucky and wants revenge for maybe killing his dad and hurting Rhodey, but on the other hand, Steve knows that Bucky has changed and they're both friends in this and Bucky is the only friend he has who still exists from his time and is still his best friend. So it's hard to tell.
And the number 1 thing I'm looking to seeing in Captain America Civil War is... Barren Zemo and Cross Bones: These 2 are going to be the villains of the movie and even though we haven't seen Barren Zemo and we've barely seen Cross Bones but from what we've seen of him so far, he looks pretty cool. And they fact that a lot of people thought there wasn't going to be a villain here and they thought it was just going to be the Avengers against each other, is a little funny. And that's all why Cross Bones and Barren Zemo are the things I'm looking the most forward to seeing in Captain America Civil War. And I still can't wait to see the film next year.

7 Kingdom Hearts games ranked

Here I'm ranking how I would rank the Kingdom Hearts games. These will be my personal list so these will be building up to my favourite one out of them all. Also 1.5 and 2.5 won't be on here and I'm still looking forward to Kingdom Hearts 3.
7. Kingdom Hearts: 358/2 Days: The reason this is the lowest on the list is because, I do think there are problems with it. Actually I only finished it this year because I had trouble with something but recently I managed to do it and I eventually finished the game. And it was actually better than I thought. But, yeah, there are problems. Like some of the bosses are really terrible, the plot, at times is all over the place and some characters aren't that likeable. They all are likeable, just not as likable as most of the other Kingdom Hearts characters, who are beyond lovable. Also some missions took forever to finish and you really had to think to finish some. But what I do like is the action, a lot of the characters and the plot when it's not all over the place and I like when they talk about Sora.
6. Kingdom Hearts: Re:Coded: Yeah, I don't hate this game as much as everyone does, but I do see the problems with this game. I don't know that the platforming isn't very good and some of the graphics are kinda odd. But what I do like is the story, characters, action, worlds, the things you do while in the worlds and the different Keyblades you get at the end of every world. And I especially like the ending with King Mickey, Data Sora and Data Naminé with Naminé talking about the people still in Sora heart who are still asleep who need to be awakened.
5. Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories: This game is probably the game I've spent on more than any other game in my life. The fight with Marluxia is the longest boss I've ever struggled with. The fact that it took me 6 years to beat him means that it's beyond hard. But what I don't like in the game is the card play and it all counts on whether or not you can beat your enemies with using cards with numbers on them and use your head to use better cards to best theirs. So there's a lot of strategy. And I don't like that. I'd prefer if it was just the regular command deck. And the last thing I don't like is how Sora was a little out of character when he yelled at Donald and Goofy. But what I did like is the story. I thought it was pretty interesting. And also the fact that there was 2 Rikus was clever given the fact that we never find out that the second is just a fake until the end of the middle of Sora's story. And I did like the ending.
4. Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep: This was the prequel that connected everything together like who was Ansem and Xemnas' original self and that is Master Xeanort. The main villain in the whole game franchise, and he's an amazing villain. He's one of my favourite villains ever. But also, we once again have amazing like Ventus (Ven), Aqua and Terra. My favourite is Ven. And when you get down to it, Terra only did everything he did because he wanted to help his friends like when he helped kill Eraqus, he wanted to protect Ven.  The best part of it all in my opinion is once again the ending with the 3 of them fighting Master Xeanort and Vanitas. It's especially sad when we see what happens to the 3 of them. And we also understand why Roxas looks like Ven and why we saw him for a second in 358/2 days. And that's all why Birth by Sleep is my 4th favourite Kingdom Hearts game
3. Kingdom Hearts: This game was the one that started everything about this series. And when it came out, I adored it. It has fantastic characters, probably the easiest story to follow out of them all, an inventive premise and it has my favourite weapon ever, the Keyblade.

It has amazing scenes in it like when Sora is giving his speech about friendship and it taught me to die for my friends if something happened and me dying would help them. It also inspired me to write stories of Daniel Danger and I'd have friends be my strength as well. But also, it has perfect game play and, for the most part, fantastic bosses. The worlds also really inventive and nice to look at. And I could praise this game forever, but for now it's only at number 3.
2. Kingdom Hearts: Dream Drop Distance: This is the most recent Kingdom Hearts game that isn't a .5 or .8 game. What I love is the game play, the characters, the Flow Motion (which is my favourite mechanic in the whole series), the story and the fact that this is the 3rd portable Kingdom Hearts game. So you didn't have to wait until you were home to play it. You could play it whenever you wanted to. And that was amazing because I didn't want to stop when I first played this. What I don't get though is that Sora isn't that smart here. He actually reminds me a lot of Sonic the Hedgehog in all the games where he does mess around and does some stupid things at times but does know when to be serious when needed. I mean, he's never been that smart, but here, he does do some stupid, unlike some of his other stupid scene before, here, he does more. But that's not a problem, just a question, and I still love him in this game. But on top of that, you get to play as Sora and Riku and you can change character whenever you wanted. And, again, I love the ending when we find out a lot of things from Xeanort who's come back. And it's also cool seeing Lea, A.K.A Axel, with a Keyblade. And that's all why Kingdom Hearts Dream Drop Distance is my second favourite Kingdom Hearts, but it's not as good as my number 1 choice.
1. Kingdom Hearts 2: Kingdom Hearts 2 is my favourite game of all time. I was originally going to put to Dream Drop Distance as number 1 but what I think this one did better is that this Kingdom Hearts games is the one that felt epic and huge. Literally the worlds looked absolutely massive, like how the Kingdom Hearts 3 trailer was like. But on top of that the, each world (except Atlantica) was amazing and the best part was always the boss fights. My favourite world was Hollow Bastian or the World That Never Was. At Hollow Bastian we get phenomenal fights like the 1000 Heartless fight or the one with the M.C.P inside Space Paranoids. And with the World That Never Was we get the end with some of the best video game fight scenes ever. The best one being the fight with Xemnas. And we also get the feeling that this game has matured from the first game. And of course the characters are absolutely fantastic. I think Sora is at his best here. This is the guy I've always looked up to and this gam has taught me so much just like the first one with valuing friend and friendship is most important and because of these, my friends are my power too. Also, the music is some of my favourite. And that's all why Kingdom Hearts 2 is my favourite Kingdom Hearts game and my favourite video game of all time.

Wednesday, 9 December 2015

7 X-Men movies ranked

If you've seen my X-Men reviews you know I like some of the X-Men movie and hate some others. Here I'm ranking the X-Men movies the way I would rank them.
7. X-Men Origins: Wolverine: X-Men Origin: Wolverine not only ruins Deadpool but also Gambit, Wolverine, Stryker and Sabretooth. It has hundreds of plot holes that don't add up, some really bad acting and a horrendous story. Though apparently this film was finically successful and I think anyone who saw this wished they didn't waste their money on this comic book rubbish.
6. X-Men 3: The Last Stand: The only reason this isn't number 1 is because this one did some things that were O.K and Origins did nothing good. It had a sloppy story, killed off important and likable characters and it was boring like Origins. Beast and Juggernaut were cool. That was one of the best things in the movie. Even though Juggernaut looked and acted really ridiculous. Also, what did Magneto hope to accomplish by bringing Jean with him?
5. The Wolverine: It's not that this movie is bad but it is a bit of a bore. Sure it once again has an amazing performance by Hugh Jackman, but we mostly watch people walking around and talking. And again it has other good things in it like the action, shots and location. But it's not on par with the others.
4. X-Men: 2000's X-Men was the movie that started everything. All the cast and crew put their all into it and created the very first serious superhero film. With the amazing performances from Hugh Jackman, Patrick Stewart, Ian McKellen and many others, we get to see how hard everyone was working to bring us this movie and it was a success.
3. X-Men: First Class: Having to make up for X-Men 3 and Origins we get a film that was better than almost every other X-Men movie before it. With perfect acting, perfect action and perfect looking effects. Though I wish we could of had more action and more time with them wearing their yellow suits. Though that's just a nick pick. James McAvoy and Michel Fassbender turned in astonishing perfect performances as the young Professor X and Magneto.
2. X-Men 2: I can't even count how many times I've praised this film. And I still love it. It's still one of my favourite superhero films ever. It has a well told story, knows how to have a good time and has a great climax when they reach Alkali Lake. And the X-Mansion assault is awesome. Brian Cox was also amazing as Stryker. Nightcrawler was also a great addition. I hope they bring him back. And as much as I love this movie, it's not as good as the next one.
1. X-Men: Days of Future Past: Arguably the greatest X-Men film ever and one of the greatest superhero film ever, we have last year's Days of Future Pat where they combined the original cast with the First Class cast and it was something way more epic than I'm sure anyone else was expecting to see. We get a great villain with Trask and an amazing actor, Peter Dinklage, to play him. We get the most heart breaking scenes ever with watching every single X-Man get murdered by the Sentinels at the end and it had the best X-Men ending yet with every X-Men coming back and hopefully we'll be able to watch them all take on Apocalypse in the next movie and then after that we'll see Hugh Jackman give his last Wolverine performance and leave the role forever. But for now we'll be watching these amazing movies and be avoiding some of these terrible films. And that's all the X-Men movies ranked so far.

6 Star Wars movies ranked

Like my Harry Potter list, this will be counting the Star Wars movies so far and with The Force Awakens coming out in just 2 weeks, it's time to rank the best and worst Star Wars movie. And if you've seen my reviews of the movies, you might know how this is going to go.
6. Episode II Attack of the Clones: With the same problems I have when I did my review of it and it still gets this place as the lowest of all the Star Wars movies with lots of boring scenes, not enough action, bad and bland performances and things that happen that don't make a whole lot of sense. It had some O.K action and a cool villain with Count Dooku. But aside from that, there's not much to offer.
5. Episode I The Phantom Menace: Yeah, I'm not as angry at this movie as everyone else is, but to be fair I do understand why people don't like this film. What I like is the story, the different worlds, the nice looking C.G.I images and some of the performances and some characters. And the fight with Qui-Gon, Obi-Wan and Darth Maul. But there are bad things like some stiff acting, killing Darth Maul too early and having the story be all over the place at times. But I still like it.
4. Episode III Revenge of the Sith: Not that I can say that this is a good movie, not that much. It is better than the other 2 prequel movies, but that's not saying much, considering none of the prequels are really good. It has the best action and the best effects but we also have to watch Hayden Christianson be so boring, we wish Anakin put the Darth Vader suit sooner. Sure, it's not the worst but not even close to the best.
3. Episode IV A New Hope: This film was the Star Wars movie that started everything about this franchise. It made words like "Jedi, the Force, Lightsaber, Sith and Clone Troopers" something all geeks say at Comic-Cons. It had some of greatest effect of all time and at the time I'm sure they were the greatest effects to ever exist. And some of the most memorable characters of all time like Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, Princess Leia, C3PO, R2-D2 and of course one of the coolest villains ever, Darth Vader. He is awesome with the also awesome voice of James Earl Jones.
2. Episode V The Empire Strikes Back: Yeah, say what you want but I'm sorry. I just like Return of the Jedi more. But that aside, The Empire Strikes Back is truly a landmark. Not only does it have the greatest twist in cinematic history but we mostly watch as the bad guy truly do win and the heroes are defeated throughout the whole movie and way better action that makes us want to see the heroes win even though they never do win until the end, kind of when they escape. R.I.P Irvin Kersinor. He did such a perfect job with directing this movie.
1. Episode VI Return of the Jedi: I can't help it. I just adore this movie just like how I adore the last 2 but this one I love more. And again, what I like is what they do when they get to these planets like Endor or Dagobah and the dialogs are really good like when Luke and Vader are talk on Endor or their last talk in the Death Star when Anakin is dying. The effects are also great look (except a few shots.) It's also cool to see Ian McKellen as the Emperor. The way he looks is so disgusting and the way he moved his hands and spoke made him an amazing villain. It as also great to see Vader get his redemption and turn good again after all he'd done. And the way it's done is also greatly executed. And the fights are the best in the original trilogy. Especially the space fight with the thousands of ships. And  that's all why Return of the Jedi is my favourite Star Wars movie.

Monday, 7 December 2015

8 Harry Potter films ranked

I had an idea to rank movies and games from worst to best and here I'm going to start by ranking all 8 Harry Potter movies. But keep in mind that in this one, there isn't a bad movie in this series. But there are definitely movie that are better than others. f you know what I mean.
8. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1: Yes the 7th movie is the lowest on my list. I think mainly because the pacing isn't that good. It's so slow paced and that makes it boring. There are some good things like the fights, the performances, the effects and the locations. But aside from that, it's just some boring scenes and the whole movie is just setup for the last movie.
7. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix: This film is like Deathly Hallows Part 1 where it has good stuff in it, but it's mostly boring. Especially Umbridge. I mean I know she's supposed to be a love to hate character, and she is, but I think she's too hateful. Some good effects though and well acted characters keep it from being the worst.
6. Harry Potter and the Goblet of the Fire: O.K, this is the last of the negative movies. The reason this is at number 6 is because I didn't like a few things like, again, the pacing, some characters were out of character, some little boring scenes and I didn't like something that happened in the ending. But what I did like was the tournament events, the better effects and the fact that this was the first of the adult movies with this being the first Harry Potter to get a 12 rating.
5. Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince: Yeah, the reason this is at number 5 is because I think there are 4 more that are better. What I really like is the story, the adventure, the twists and a really surprising ending. The one negative I have is something that happens in the beginning. I won't spoil what it is, but yeah, I didn't like it. But it is still amazing.
4. Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone: I find this film to be underrated. People don't say anything bad about it, but they don't say that it has amazing in it. But I'm definitely saying it is amazing. It has probably the second best child actor, at the time, ever, in my opinion, with Daniel Radcliffe. My favourite being Hayley Joel Osment as Sora in Kingdom Hearts 1. But on top of that, I just love this movie. I can't exactly explain why though.
3. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets: This film is actually a lot like the first film. But, in my opinion, that's what makes it even better. It's much darker than the first one and it has a better structure for the story. I love every scene in this movie. I also like the mystery and the surprises. And the effects, for just coming out in 2002, really hold up. The best being the Basilisk, Aragog and Dobby. They all look so real.
2. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban: Do I even need to explain why this movie is fantastic? Listed even put it as the best out of all the movies. And, while I think 1 is better than this, it is still spectacular. What I like is the fact that at the time, it was the last PG rated Harry Potter movie and it was the darkest of the 3. It has unbelievable performances and great special effects. The best would be hard to choose. But as much as I could praise this film forever, there is still one film I think is better.
1. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2: Was there any doubt? Yeah, the ending the whole series has reached an incredible conclusion. It has the best action and the longest action. You're constantly rooting for the heroes and it has one of the best villain portrayals I've ever seen with Ralph Finnes as Voldemort. Not only is he killing good guys, but he's also killing his own men. And it also has my favourite ending out of all the movies. So that's all the Harry Potter films ranked.

My top 5 hardest bosses in Kingdom Hearts

These are the bosses in the Kingdom Hearts series. And these are also the ones that I found really hard to beat and some I did eventually beat and some that I'm still struggling at.
5. Vanitas's Lingering Will (Birth by Sleep): Not only is this boss hard but he can kill you with just one move. I eventually beat him when I found out he can be beaten easily by using Tornado as Ven. But if don't have that, you're in for a really hard boss.
4. Sephiroth (Kingdom Hearts, Kingdom Hearts 2): Oh, yeah. This guy has so much power and strength that he can kill you in under 2 seconds in a fight. The hardest was probably in Kingdom Hearts 1 because his moves are so unpredictable. However it is more satisfying to beat him in Kingdom Hearts 2 because there's a really cool cutscene after it. Watch.
And after that you get the Fenrir keyblade which is one of my favourites.
3. Data Xaldin (Kingdom Hearts 2.5): Good grief. I can not count how many time I had to redo this fight over and over. Not only was he really hard but on top of that, every time I got close to beating him and died, I screamed with fury because I was really annoyed. And when I did finally beat him I said "phew" so hard.
2. Marluxia (Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories): Oh, my god. I struggled on this boss for years. I mean literally years. For a while I didn't play this game on the GameBoy for years until Halloween last year when I finally beat him and I've never felt more satisfied to beat a boss in my life. But it's still not as hard as number 1.
And the number 1 hardest boss in Kingdom Hearts is...Mysterious Figure (Birth by Sleep): Good God. I don't think anyone's ever beaten this boss. I bet a lot of you were expecting the Lingering Will from Kingdom Hearts 2.5 to be here but I've been able to beat him 2 times already. But this boss was no mess around. I've never beaten this fight ever. His attacks are so deadly he can kill you within in an instant. It's actually just young Xeanort and it so weird that a really easy boss in Kingdom Hearts Dream Drop Distance was a madhouse of power here. He always does thing to your attacks to either stop you from using them on him and good grief, has move when he scatters your moves all around the place and you can collect them but you need to be really fast to do it. And he barely lets you heal. And that's why the Mysterious Figure, A.K.A young Xeanort is my choice for the hardest boss in the Kingdom Hearts series.

Friday, 4 December 2015

My top 10 favourite comic book superheroes

As you can all tell, I'm really into superheroes lately. I mean I always have been but this year, I'm super into them. And here I'm going to tell you my 10 favourite comic book heroes. Already know what number 1 will be but I'm going to tell you my other favourites. Also, I'll be adding in pictures of the hero for the fun of it.
10. Green Lantern:

Now I know I never reviewed the live action movie from 2011. And I know the problems from it. But what I like about Green Lantern is the fact that I think he's really cool and my favourite Green Lantern is Hal Jordan. My favourite version of him is the one from the Justice League cartoon. And the fact that his power comes from a ring, reminds me a lot of Lord of the Rings, if you know what I mean.
9. Wonder Woman:

 Just like Green Lantern, my favourite version of Wonder Woman is the Justice League cartoon. And her powers are pretty cool especially those gauntlets of hers, those are really cool. And her kindness does make her stand out from the other Justice League members. And she's also the most popular female DC hero and the most famous female hero ever.
8. Superman:

Yeah the most iconic superhero of all time and what is considered the greatest superhero of all time. I personally think that there are others better but he is still awesome. My favourite version of him Christopher Reeve in the original movie quadrilogy. He is fantastic as Superman/ Clark Kent. He practically owned the role.
7. Batman:

Yeah I bet you thought you'd see Batman higher up the list, but, no. This is the last DC hero on here. As I've said I love Marvel 100000 times more than DC, but I do still love DC a lot. And DC does have it's amazing heroes and Batman is my favourite. He very mysterious and so quiet and somehow, that makes him pretty interesting. I'd say my favourite Batman actor is Kevin Conroy who voiced him in the Animated Series and his Batman voice is perfect.
6. Wolverine:

I never really got into Wolverine or the X-Men until this year. And I have to say, this guy is straight up awesome and the greatest and cool X-Man. Like Batman, my favourite actor of him is Cathal J. Dodd who did him in the cartoon. That's the thing. While live-action superheroes actors do do excellent performances, mostly, there's no doubt that the voice actors are better because they're voices fit the characters perfectly.
5. Hulk:

Do I even need to explain this one? I mean, come on, it's Hulk. He's awesome. O.K, yes there was that 2003 garbage, but aside from that, every other Hulk version is awesome. My favourite version being the one from the Avengers cartoon or the Mark Ruffalo version.
4. Thor:

 Given the fact that not many people thought that the 2011 Thor movie wasn't going to be good and it turned to be a success, is awesome. It's actually not easy to explain why he's here, I just like him and the way Chris Hemsworth portrayed him perfectly in the movie and the actor from the cartoon was awesome. Also, he's an actual thunder god.
3. Captain America:

Yeah the ultimate symbol of freedom. Captain America was actually created in the '40s and not by Stan Lee. His shield is his most popular weapon and symbol. The cartoon or movies when he's portrayed by Chis Evans is amazing. I cant wait to see how things happen with him in the Civil war movie. Watch this new trailer.
We even get to see Black Panther in this new trailer and I hope we'll be able to the new Spider-Man soon.
2. Iron Man:

The armoured Avenger is my second favourite hero. Robert Downey Jr.'s portrayal of him is my favourite. And in the movies, the suit looks awesome. The suit design itself is awesome. Even just Tony himself is really funny because of his arrogance, cocky, a playboy and totally full of himself. But other than that, Iron Man is still an amazing hero.
And my favourite comic book superhero is... Spider-Man:

Yeah the reason I'm saying this again is because that's how top 10s work. Even if you know what number 1 is going to be, you still need to put it in to make it complete. But anyways, I became a fan of Spider-Man when I was about 7. And to be honest, I don't know why. And overall Spider-Man is, and forever will be my favourite comic book superhero.