Wednesday 26 February 2014

Top 5 Spongebob episodes

While I've said that Spongebob Squarepants is my favourite T-v show ever, I decided to make a list of my top 5 best episodes.
5. The fry cook games: This episode is supposed to be like the Olympic games. Spongebob is playing the fry cook games representing the "Krusty Krab." The restaurant where he works. He and Patrick get into an argument and Patrick enters too representing the "Chum Bucket." Where Plankton works and lives. In the last event they realise the misunderstanding and they become friends again. One of the reasons I like this episode is because it's creative and the writing is good. The events that Spongebob and Patrick have to do are really smart and really well thought out.
4. Krab Borg: This episode gets overlooked by many people I know. A lot of people think this episode is one of the highlights of the entire series and I agree. It's not number 1 but it's still funny and creative. One night Spongebob is watching a movie about Robots taking over the world. The next day he's scared that robots are real and are coming to take over "Bikini Bottom." The name of the town where he lives. He thinks that Mr Krabs is a robot and actually manages to convince Squidward that he is. In the end they learn he's not and they're both in trouble by him. The way Spongebob thinks Mr Krabs is a robot is really clever. Mr Krabs is dancing and talking like a robot. It's just so amazing and creative.
3. Pranks A Lot: One of the more humorous episodes in the series this episode has you laughing your pants off. One day Spongebob and Patrick go to a prank store and buy a can of "Invisible spray." They accidentally spray themselves with it and it turns them invisible. They begin to scare people but Mr Krabs manages to turn them visible again. When Spongebob and Patrick turn invisible they decide they're going to have fun by scaring people and my god they do that great. They scare the living soul out of everyone in Bikini Bottom. It's so hilarious. People keep thinking they're ghosts. The way they keep scaring people just to have fun is awesome. Mr Krabs brings them back by slashing some water on them. Which is strange they're all sea creature so they live in the water. Do you get what I mean?
2. Spongebob meets the strangler: The word to describe this episode is "hilarious." One day Spongebob is cleaning outside finding a person littering. He calls the police on him and Squidward tells Spongebob that his name is the "Tattle-tale strangler." He promises to strangle anyone who turns him in. He escapes and tries to attack Spongebob. Spongebob realises that he's escaped and tries find a bodyguard to protect him. The strangler puts a fake moustache on and says to Spongebob that he can protect him though he just wants to strangle him. One of the funniest moments of this episode is when Spongebob and the strangler try to climb through one of Spongebob's windows when the strangler asks Spongebob to jump on his shoulders to jump through. Spongebob puts on really Spiky cleats and jumps, but accidentally lands in his eyes. The strangler runs back and forth in pain FOR SIX HOURS. Sure we only see thirty seconds of it but it cracks me up every single time. The way the strangler is designed is awesome. And his motivation for strangling people isn't understandable but it's still funny.
1. And the number 1 best Spongebob Squarepants episode is... Imitation Krabs: This is just a perfect episode. Plankton's newest plan to steal the formula in this episode is actually really cleaver. He makes a robot Mr Krabs so he can trick Spongebob to tell him the formula. He gets Mr Krabs to leave the Krusty Krab so he can get Spongebob to give him the formula to him. Spongebob and him have to do of tasks before he can give it to him. The ending is pretty funny as well with Mr Krabs returning and seeing that Spongebob was going to give the formula to Plankton. The two of them say they're the real Mr Krabs but Spongebob doesn't know which is which. He asks them both three questions. Do you want to know what he said? Look down.
Question 1: "What time does the Krusty Krab open?"
Question 2: "How much does a Krabby Pattie cost... on Wednesday?
He said this one really fast.
Question 3: "If we're discussing the secret formula on the third Wednesday of January and it's not raining after we've guarded the pudding, what do we do?"
Weird, isn't it? Spongebob does hilarious things in this episode and it's laughable.

Monday 24 February 2014

My top 5 TV shows

I know this is coming out of nowhere, but I thought I'd just do it for fun.
5. Tom & Jerry: This show has been around for decades, and you know what!? It's still pretty dang impressive. Why? For one reason. The comedy. The comedy of this series comes from the pain that Tom or  Jerry. It's just hilarious. I'd say my favourite character is Jerry. Tom is sort of greedy and attacks Jerry for no reason. Sure he's a cat and Jerry is a mouse but the way they both act, it's like they can act the same way humans can and it's just really bizarre. Though the comedy holds up nicely and so do the designs. When I say designs, it's because Tom looks like an actual cat and Jerry looks like a mouse. Now I'm going to describe the two of them. Jerry is fun, playful, a survivor, a cheese lover and a likeable character. Even though at times he can go too overboard with his fun. Then there's Tom who always sees Jerry as a snack or just an annoying person. Tom is always the one who starts the fight between the two of them so it's fair that he's the one who should be getting the pain. But that's not the only reason why. He's cocky, he's egotistical, he's prone to anger, he's stubborn, he's selfish, he's arrogant, he's a little bit of a pervert, he does get his redemption at times when he and Jerry do team-up at times but he's also kind of nasty.
4. Scooby-Doo: This is another show that's been around for decade and still very well done. The characters are greatly designed and not to mention the monster designs. They're just so creative and at one or two times look kinda life-life. Scooby being a talking dog solves mysteries with his friends of Mystery Inc. Fred the leader, Daphne... I don't know what she does, Velma the brains and Shaggy and Scooby the goof-balls. The personalities they all have are very unique and very common so far.
3. The Simpsons: This show is just hilarious. It's also serious a lot of the time and it does that really good. Homer the stupid, fat father, Bart the delinquent sneaky son, Lisa the brains and musician, Marge the kinda self centred and odd mother and Maggie the dummy lover and silent baby. The characters are coolly designed and the fact that the skin is yellow. Bart is my favourite character 'cause he's just so oddly funny and gets into a lot of trouble because of his devious deeds.
2. Fairly odd parents: This show has a lot of filler episodes. Timmy is the main character. He's ten and kinda lazy and really funny. His fairies are named "Cosmo & Wanda." Every time it's going to be on I'm actually pretty excited to watch the episodes because it's starting to show a bit less. But it's still holds up cool.
1. And my number 1 favourite t-v show is... Spongebob Squarepants: Spongebob is my favourite TV show ever. Why? Because of the comedy, characters, cast, colour, atmosphere and fun. Spongebob is just so funny, adventurist, fun, coolly designed, colourful and awesome. The episodes are unique and the world that they live in is really pretty to look at. Spongebob is friendly and fun, Patrick is lazy and friendly, Squidward is an arrogant and a credit taker, Mr Krabs is greedy and cheap, Sandy is smart and adventurist, Plankton is smart and evil. The characters are just so awesomely designed and cool. So the reason I like this show so much is because it's just so fun.

Saturday 8 February 2014

Daniel Moloney. Himself.

Hello. I'm Daniel Moloney. I am 14. I live in Youghal Co. Cork in Ireland. I have Cystic hygroma. It's a condition. I have a Trachyeostomy tube and a lump on the left side of my face. And I'm not the only one who has this condition. There's others like me. There's a boy in England named Ethan who also has a Cystic hygroma. He has a blog too. I recommend checking his blog out it very nice and he writes in it everyday. He is 10 years old. I have a lot of favourite and least favourite things in life.
My favourites: Movies, t-v, video games, sport, writing, drawings, sleeping, exercise, books and reading.
My least favourites: Peacocks, certain movies, certain books, Doctor Who, school.
I like a lot of things in life. There's a lot of good and remarkable things that happen in my life. I've been a rugby mascot 4 times. 3 times for Munster and 1 time for Ireland. My friends are one of the many things I cherish most and hold most precious in my heart. They give me the strength to keep going even when it looks like I'm giving-up. I think I got that off my favourite video game ever. "Kingdom Hearts." The main character's strength comes from the friends he holds in his heart and it's now the same with me.
My favourite T-V show is "Spongebob Squarepants." the characters are funny, the stories in each episode is tossed around at times but very enjoyable and humorous. My favourite Pixar movie is "Toy Story." All of them. The story is funny, the characters are funny, developed well and memorable. My favourite one of them all is "Toy story 3." I'd say my favourite Pixar movie that didn't get sequels would be "The Incredible." My favourite DreamWorks movie would be "Kung-Fu Panda 2." My favourite movie of all time would be "Aliens In The Attic." My favourite Movie that got sequels would be "Harry Potter." My favourite book "Captain Underpants." My favourite live-action T-V show "Power Rangers." My favourite video game "Kingdom Hearts." My favourite Video game character "Sonic The Hedgehog." My favourite animated film "Wreck-it Ralph."
I like writing stories and books. The ones I do write are superhero stories. I made a superhero out of myself and my dad helped me. I named myself "Daniel Danger." I'll be continuously writing stuff into this blog so it'll be a lot of reading for ya. Ha-ha-ha. Good-bye for now, Daniel Moloney.