My top 10 favourite lines from SpongeBob Squarepants

With SpongeBob Squarepants being my favourite TV show of all time, it's bound to have tons of memorable and funny lines in it, and, oh boy, it does. The lines from this show are some of the funniest and most quotable I've ever heard in a TV show. And given how a lot of other people say the same thing, it's easy to see why. And the way I'm going to do this is say what the line is, show the clip and then explain why I like it so much.(And, yeah, this will mostly have a lot of Patrick moments in it.) And so, let's begin and I hope you all enjoy.
10. "Who are you callin' Pinhead?":

Starting us off at number 10 is the best line and visual joke from the episode "Survival of the Idiots." When SpongeBob and Patrick go to Sandy's house, it's winter and they can't get out. When they hear Sandy talking about some criminals from Texas in her sleep, they pretend to be them and one of them is called Pinhead, which SpongeBob calls Patrick and when he does, we get a great visual joke of Patrick's head looking pointier and him saying "who are you callin' Pinhead." Just the way his head and face, as well as just how well the line is delivered is hilarious.
9. "Not until 4":

In the episode "I had an accident," SpongeBob is sledding with Sandy and Patrick, until he begins to fall from his board and is plummeting to the ground Patrick has the idea of falling on his other butt, whatever that means. When Sandy asks if he's gotta be stupid somewhere else, he responds saying "Not until 4." Almost like he has an appointment somewhere else to be stupid. What else could a guy like him say? Curious, though. Who cares? It's still such a hilarious and random sentence, you can't help but laugh.
8. "Not my wallet":

Note: Never have Patrick's help to teach someone how to be good. When Patrick releases Man Ray, they try to help him how to be good, even if he's just tricking them so they take the tickle belt he has on off. When Patrick does a lesson where Man Ray is supposed to return his wallet to him, he ends up forgetting what he's doing and keeps asking what he's talking about. And the reaction Man Ray gives him is some of the show's best comedy every. Especially when he eventually keeps smashing Patrick into the ground by his head.
7. "Finland":

In one of the show's best episodes ever "Frakendoodle," Patrick steals the episode with every line that comes out of his mouth. And this is by far the best one in the entire episode. When DoodleBob draws a bowling ball with the magic pencil, he strikes it at Patrick whose head becomes a bowling pin for a second and when the ball hits it, he shatters into multiple ones and hits the ground shouting "FINLAND." Who knows what that means. Maybe it's just some random babble from getting hit on the head hard, he got hit so hard he was knocked to Finland, or, he begins hallucinating of Finland when he hits the ground. Either way, the line itself is so, so memorable and hilarious.
6. "Eh, eh, eh":

After Plankton switches lives with Mr. Krabs, he begins to run the Krusty Krab and SpongeBob and Squidward are his employees. But, what he soon realises is that SpongeBob is not the easiest to control when it comes to giving him a weird answer. When Plankton just says that he's using too much sauce, he makes one of the funniest faces in the show and starts saying "Eh, eh, eh, eh" for no reason, but the way he says it and the face always makes me laugh.
5. "Is mayonnaise an instrument?":

With Patrick's intelligence being what it is, we can easily see that his knowledge of musical instruments isn't very high. When Squidward asks his band  if any of them have played a musical instrument before, Patrick responds asking Squidward if mayonnaise is an instrument and Squidward's answer is quite clear. However, afterwards, without even saying it, Squidward answers his next question, that being is horseradish an instrument too. And just that whole random question has me cracking up every time.
4. "The world's smallest violin":

In the episode "Squilliam's Return" Squidward asks Mr. Krabs if he can run the Krusty Krab for one night to impress his rival Squilliam, Mr. Krabs' first response almost kinda sounds like a mocking as he says he's gonna play a sad song for him on the world's smallest violin. But as it goes, he reveals that he really is play a tiny violin. How he got that given how cheap he is, I have no idea. Again, just given how random this joke is, I love it and it almost kinda seems like something out of either Chowder or Family Guy. And I love it. It's so hilarious and they keep it going through the episode a few times.
3. "The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma":

In the episode "The Secret Box," Patrick is having fun with whatever is inside his new secret box. As SpongeBob becomes more and more curious to know what's inside it, as well as our own curiosity, Patrick says it's his own and own to see. And even goes so far as to say that his own mind is complex, not even SpongeBob would be able to comprehend it, for some reason. Anyway, this leads into the best visual gag in the whole show, where we see a carton of milk falling over and spilling onto a table. Again, it's so weird and so random, but it fits the character so well and it makes me laugh so hard with no explanation.
2. "Chocolate":

Probably the most popular line in the whole show, everyone knows this line and love it, especially if they're fans of the show. During the episode "Chocolate with Nuts," when SpongeBob and Patrick start delivering chocolate, they visit a guy named Tom who begins to go crazy shouting "CHOCOLATE" at them. And he follows them throughout the majority of the episode screaming the same thing over and over and over. Not once does it ever get stupid or annoying and I love it every time we see him.
And my number 1 favourite line from SpongeBob Squarepants is... "Soiled it":

So this is a weird pick if you're a fan of the show, but this is a line I absolutely love and is probably the one I've quoted the most is the show. Again, in the episode "The Algee is Always Greener," the episode where Plankton switches lives with Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob "confesses" that he messes up a customer's drink and thinks he's "Soiled the good Krusty Krab name." After that, we get a hilarious scene where he keeps saying "Soiled it." And all that is why "Soiled it" is my favourite line in SpongeBob Squarepants. Thank you all for reading and please comment down below to tell me what you think, or, if you like SpongeBob, please comment your favourite line.